So You Want To Be A Fucking Org Asshole?

[Kionon]

This is copyright infringement. I am going to sue you.

[Willen]

This is copyright infringement. I am going to sue you.

I argue "fair use" on the grounds that this is a parody. And cake.

[BasharOfTheAges]

You forgot the best "future fuck-up" of all... when they ban you you send letters to every visible record label asking about these cool videos you saw on this website.

[Kionon]

This is copyright infringement. I am going to sue you.

I argue "fair use" on the grounds that this is a parody. And cake.

And as we all know, fair use is a fairy tale made up by children and old ladies to prevent the RIAA and the MPAA from righteously destroying you.

[Taokato]

I'm going to copy and paste it in a new textdocument called 'You Want To Be A Fucking Org Asshole?'

It was interesting to read it

[godix]

Wasn't a lot of this put on a website quite a few years ago? I seem to remember some of this phrasing (and definitely the "being a dick on the Org" instructions). Back before OT got nuked, IIRC.

Yeah, there was a jerk guide years ago. Someone suggested I update it and this was the result. Mostly I just went and started from scratch though, the old guide was actually too nice. A 'jerk guide' and 'a fucking org asshole' guide are the same topic there's a vast difference in tone to them. Besides, about half of this comes from personal experience of me actually having done it. Write what you know and all that.

You forgot the best "future fuck-up" of all... when they ban you you send letters to every visible record label asking about these cool videos you saw on this website.

Actually I originally did suggest that but removed it. It got in the way of my point for the future fuck ups part. Plus it was the only thing that could actually cause major problems for the org. I figure there's a point where I just gotta let other assholes figure stuff out for themselves...

I know you were trying to be humorous, but a part of me thinks you (like me) realize how true most of the things you wrote are. Maybe you don't, but then it's even funnier. I was laughing throughout, but also going "ha, someone else sees it too!"

It'd be fair to say any opinions buried in that mass of cursing and dickery are actually my own.

[Ingow]

[pharaoh]

nah it misses something
happy Valentine

[Ingow]

happy Valentine

i sent a box of chocolate hearts to someone but i think the post office people ate them

[angelx03]

Godix for most helpful!

Sticky!

Well this just AIDS me....