A Statement on Items of Great Importance

[Jebadia]

I laugh at you all, for you have failed to grasp the very basic uselessness and futility of what this entire website represents. Continue with your petty squabbling and bickering and accusing people of daring to think themselves your betters (God forbid!!). I shall continue to laugh at the rampaging idiocy you spew from behind your keyboards with acne infested ham-fists, fueled by your prepubescent maldeveloped minds and utter lack of any social graces, both in real life and on this insipid internet forum.

If I could make that my sig, I would.

[Pwolf]

Worked up them cajones, eh? ^_^

Hehe...yay he posted it ...

x2

Pwolf

[trythil]

All I have to say to this thread is

[mexicanjunior]

Who exactly are we talking about? I'm tired of this vauge termanology. I want names

X2

[Corran]

...I'm confused. WTH happened to Chaos Angel?

[madbunny]

[MOD: (Score:-1, Flamebait)]

[paraphrased} "blah blah blah.. blah."

You wrote a nice little paragraph on how you spend time doing someting you consider useless and insipid, and petty.
Filled with well phrased ideas, some of which probably apply so a few of the members on the .org here. Mostly though, I noticed that you have 18 videos in your own profile. Where exactly does this leave you?

Why would you do that? Oh, wait I think I might know...

Troll.

[Flint the Dwarf]

You really shouldn't be taking this seriously.

[CaTaClYsM]

I should necropost this.

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... 63&start=0

But it would then br proptly locked and deleted.

However for those of you that are new this is a good read on the subject of the animemusicvideos.org eliteism.

[CaTaClYsM]

[MOD: (Score:-1, Flamebait)]

Lately, I have been watching all of you people involve yourselves in this insipid elitism debate. For a time it amused me to watch you all quibble on the subject of elitism and get angry when others suggest that they are better than you for some reason. This highly amuses me because you have all failed to grasp one simple concept.

Each and every one of you is involved in a hobby that amounts to nothing.

You quibble over opinions and conjectures based around your childish hobby of placing cartoons in synch with music, never realising the utter banality of your undertakings. The hobby you worship amounts to nothing more than taking children's programing and ensuring it times well with music you found floating around the etheric wasteland of radio and television. Entertaining though it may be, an interesting diversion from more important pursuits in life, it amounts to nothing more than a way to waste time that could be better spent on more vital matters, such as school or a job (not that most of you can even understand such concepts, chained as you are to your computers and televisions).

I laugh at you all, for you have failed to grasp the very basic uselessness and futility of what this entire website represents. Continue with your petty squabbling and bickering and accusing people of daring to think themselves your betters (God forbid!!). I shall continue to laugh at the rampaging idiocy you spew from behind your keyboards with acne infested ham-fists, fueled by your prepubescent maldeveloped minds and utter lack of any social graces, both in real life and on this insipid internet forum.

May your catigrl-hentai wallscrolls keep you company long into the night.

Oh, and I agree with every word you said, but it's been so long since anyone used the flame form I wanted to be the first to bring it out of retirement.

*** ANIMEMUSICVIDEOS.ORG FLAME FORM ***

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Windows Movie Maker User
[ ] RealMedia User
[X] Lamer
[ ] Pervert
[X] Geek
[ ] DBZ Fan
[X] Dumbass
[ ] ErMaC

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You're a newbie and you made a DBZ video
[ ] You made your Nth DBZ video
[ ] You made a typo. Obviously you have no command of the English language
[ ] You really do have no command of the English language
[ ] You point out other people's typos all the time
[ ] You correct your own typos in another post
even though it's obvious what you meant
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You asked for free hosting
[ ] You screwed up the HTML in your post
[X] You tried to be clever/funny and failed
[ ] You compared yourself to Kevin Caldwell
[ ] You didn't capitalise your username
[ ] You talked trash in your journal
[ ] You asked how to edit RealMedia files
[ ] You added Various / Unknown to the anime/music databases
[ ] You posted a "which video is better" message
[ ] You posted a recipe
[ ] Your video link is broken
[ ] You said my video link is broken, but it's not
[ ] You overhyped your video(s)
[ ] Your incessant namedropping is annoying
[ ] You added something that obviously doesn't belong in the database
[ ] Your question was lame and didn't give enough info
[ ] You didn't help me with my lame question
[ ] You asked how to rip Final Fantasy X
[ ] Your sucking up sucked
[ ] You added someone else's video to the database
(that was already there)
[ ] You asked for something already on the TODO list
[ ] You asked/posted something already asked/posted less than a week ago
[ ] You asked about something easily found via Google / the
guides / searching the forums / the Premiere manual
[ ] You posted something asking for warez (software or A/V material)
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread (not in the off-topic forum)
[XXXXXXXXX] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between email and forums
[XXXXXXXXX] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You won some contest. The judges were blind/deaf/clueless!
[X] Your lame-ass attempt at a flame was boring
[ ] You use ALL-CAPS too much and use too many exclamation marks!!!!
[X] You suck
[ ] Your video sucks
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a boring "LP / DBZ / LBZ sucks" message
[ ] You posted a boring "LP / DBZ / LBZ rules" message
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't write "ErMaC" correctly
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You trashed perfectly good series for no good reason

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] REFG
[ ] RATFAG
[ ] Review all of my videos
[ ] Pay for my video hosting
[X] Watch all the Linkin Park videos listed on the site
[ ] Watch all the DBZ videos listed on the site
[X] Light yourself on fire
[X] Light the RealMedia creators on fire
[ ] Be banned
[ ] Stop watching/editing videos for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your capture card/DVD-ROM with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Actually post something worthwhile
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] All of the above

*** END FLAME ***

[trythil]

[MOD: (Score:-1, Flamebait)]

[paraphrased} "blah blah blah.. blah."

You wrote a nice little paragraph on how you spend time doing someting you consider useless and insipid, and petty.
Filled with well phrased ideas, some of which probably apply so a few of the members on the .org here. Mostly though, I noticed that you have 18 videos in your own profile. Where exactly does this leave you?

Laughing.

You people really exploded when you saw this

Honestly, How many of you thought Chaos Angel was serious?