Funny Convos

[NS]

Also for reference, Goose is one of our friend's nicknames (From first convo)
and this is the guy on the food network I was talkin' about:

[Hathor Liderc]

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate...

[Jadecavy]

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate...

Look where you are.

[CodeZTM]

This is probably only funny to people that have played Dragon origins. >_<

Oh, and Friend B has NOT played dragon origins, and is a ridiculous man-slut.

FriendA: So.... Friend B.. Have you ever licked a lampost in winter?
FriendB: What?
Me: I don't think he's even seen a basilisk!
FriendA: Leh gasp! He's probably never ate jellied ham either!
FriendB: #googles
FriendB: I hate you both. So much.

[Moonlight Soldier]

Ian: I don't understand why people call those girls names. If it wasn't for that small circle of women, we'd all still be virgins.
Dani(elle): You're welcome.

[Hathor Liderc]

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate...

Look where you are.

Ok, if you say so...

[5/16/2011 5:08:54 PM] Desert Punk: you should get in this call son
[5/16/2011 5:09:00 PM] Hathor Liderc: y?
[5/16/2011 5:09:06 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): son? o.O
[5/16/2011 5:09:23 PM] Desert Punk: because it would make some of us very happy
[5/16/2011 5:09:28 PM] Desert Punk: some of us who are under the weather
[5/16/2011 5:09:50 PM] Desert Punk: i'm sick as a dog with worms and i need you
[5/16/2011 5:10:11 PM] Desert Punk: all nite long
[5/16/2011 5:10:16 PM] Hathor Liderc: You need your vitamin-H?
[5/16/2011 5:10:17 PM] Desert Punk: all niiite
[5/16/2011 5:10:29 PM] Hathor Liderc: Fine... *unzips pants*
[5/16/2011 5:10:38 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): O_O"
[5/16/2011 5:10:41 PM] Desert Punk: i like where this is goin
[5/16/2011 5:10:46 PM] Hathor Liderc: lol
[5/16/2011 5:11:01 PM] Hathor Liderc: As usual, you need it injected. =3

[NS]

I don't see what's so bad about that. Nothin' wrong with a little buttsecksin

[NS]

Random snippet of a convo between me and a buddy last quarter. We were both pullin' all nighters to finish up a 3d modelin' project.

[2/16/2011 8:26:30 AM] Blain: so
[2/16/2011 8:26:37 AM] Blain: I didn't wanna wear my jeans cuz it was hot
[2/16/2011 8:27:07 AM] Blain: but I can't wear my shorts that I wear to bed or whatever cuz they are some material that makes my ass slide in the chair, so I can't lean back
[2/16/2011 8:27:10 AM] Blain: SO I WAS LIKE
[2/16/2011 8:27:10 AM] Blain: AHA
[2/16/2011 8:27:17 AM] Blain: And I put on a pair of my like
[2/16/2011 8:27:22 AM] Blain: khaki short things
[2/16/2011 8:27:27 AM] Blain: NO SLIDE AND COOOOOL LEGS
[2/16/2011 8:27:32 AM] Pahzie: wow
[2/16/2011 8:27:49 AM] Pahzie: you just walked me through your pants wearing decision making process
[2/16/2011 8:27:55 AM] Blain: yeh
[2/16/2011 8:27:57 AM] Pahzie: and im not upset about that
[2/16/2011 8:28:06 AM] Blain: That's gonna be my powerpoint
[2/16/2011 8:28:13 AM] Blain: "first I had to strategize my shorts"
[2/16/2011 8:28:15 AM] Pahzie: i sincerely hope so
[2/16/2011 8:28:51 AM] Blain: Well, the only reason I knew I had to put on the khaki shorts is because on monday I tried modeling all night in my sleep shorts
[2/16/2011 8:28:58 AM] Blain: and I was just slippin' like a slip 'n' slide
[2/16/2011 8:29:12 AM] Blain: 'twas a learning process
[2/16/2011 8:29:20 AM] Pahzie: good to know

[Hathor Liderc]

I don't see what's so bad about that. Nothin' wrong with a little buttsecksin

Oh that's just the start.

Hathor Liderc
[5/16/2011 8:45:55 PM] Desert Punk: I
[5/16/2011 8:45:57 PM] Desert Punk: CANNOT
[5/16/2011 8:46:01 PM] Desert Punk: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
[5/16/2011 8:46:16 PM] Hathor Liderc: Fine... *unzips pants*
[5/16/2011 8:46:28 PM] Desert Punk: *slurp slurp slurp slurp
[5/16/2011 8:46:35 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): o.o Hathor so naughty
[5/16/2011 8:46:43 PM] Hathor Liderc: Drink that warm milk. It'll help you sleep. >=3
[5/16/2011 8:46:47 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): Punk even naughtyer
[5/16/2011 8:47:03 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): Sham-Chii (Legretta) feels left out =(
[5/16/2011 8:47:19 PM] Desert Punk: i'd offer you some, but... you're married =P
[5/16/2011 8:47:30 PM] Hathor Liderc: lol

[Moonlight Soldier]

AME: Holy CHRIST!
Reporter: Don't take the lord's name in vain. That's seriously the only thing that offends me.
AME: Since when are you born again? *goes on to discuss the merits of Jesus vs. Thor* etc. etc.

about 10 minutes later ...

AME: You know I'm just joking right (to reporter) ... I was just teasing didn't mean to offend you.
Reporter: Yea I'm just working on cutting this story from like 800 words to 300
AME: HOLY CHRIST! *pause* sorry. :X