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Sukunai, Real Canadian Hero wrote:Note to any Muslims present. Abuse a female in my presence, and you are being sent to a hospital emergency ward with life threatening injuries. And no human law will make me change my mind.
This was said by Cho 'asian stereotype' Ling the infamous laundromat gangster. He had hatch a daring plan to knock over the girl scouts. Not rob them mind you, to literally knock them over. He'd wait till a girl scout knocked on his door to sell their cookies then he'd stand and the end of the hall and start running for the door at full speed. At the last moment his partner, Ling 'small dick' Cho, would open the door and he'd end up plowing into the girl scout at full speed. They'd end up flying backwards and his other partner, Cho 'not the same person as the other Cho Ling' Ling would run out with a tape measure and see how far back the girl scout landed. His record was 36 feet, 9 inches however the folks at Guinness Book of World Records wouldn't count that because she was in a wheelchair and they figured most of that distance was actually her rolling instead of flying. So his plan worked perfectly for a few months. Every girl scout for miles around was in mortal fear of their lives and up to their necks in unsold cookies because they wouldn't dare go door to door to sell the things. Then the cops caught on and staged a sting. They sent officer Daniel 'irish cop stereotype' O'Donnell undercover in a scout uniform to bust Ling. It ended with a raid and 47 cops surrounded Lings house. Ling's last words were 'Live free or DIE' then he went running full speed down his hallway, as he had done many times before. The cops were prepared for this tactic and instead of plowing over a cop dressed like a girl scout like Ling expected he ran full speed into a chevy caprice cop car. Ended up driving his head so far into his body that the autopsy eventually reveled it was behind and just to the left of his gall bladder. So the state took his last words and put them on a license plate. Their intended goal was to make criminals stop and think for a moment when the cops were after them, Was jail really all that horrible compared to having your head end up in middle of your torso and your final sight being to see your own stomach from the inside?inthesto wrote:The motto on the New Hampshire liscence plate reads "Live Free Or Die". What real quote inspired this motto, who said it, and in what context?