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Anime Dating Game

Post by UncleMilo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:02 pm

Well, here's another round of the Anime Dating Game!!

Today, our single gentleman is Phil and he gets to ask a few questions to our lovely ladies. He has no idea who they are and in the end, he must select one to go with him to our surprise date package.

Host: Are you ready, Phil?
Phil: Sure.
Host: Then ask away...

Phil: Bachelorette number 1, let's say we eat at home instead of going out, what would you prepare for me?

B1: Cook? Why are you asking me about cooking? Did someone tell you something...OH! I bet I know who... you know I CAN COOK!

Phil: Uhm... OK... Bachelorette number 2? How about you?

B2: Have no fear, my staff would be able to provide you with the finest food available. Just tell me what you want and I'll have them cook it for you.

Phil: Sounds good... Bachelorette number 3?

B3: No way! I'm on too tight a budget! I can barely feed myself, but I know sometimes these are the kinds of hardships one must face if one is to carry out the many duties that someone like me might get assigned, though I can't really talk about what those kinds of duties are, but you better believe there are a lot of them and wow, do I get so tired and worn out from all I have to keep doing only to find no food back at my place and sometimes I think I'm just going to waste away to nothing... I mean, I guess if you brought the food over, then I could cook something up with it, but I must hold out, mustn't I? That's right! I'll never give up! Never! I'm filled with renewed energy and you know you can count on me no matter what the situation is!

Phil: Uhm... maybe I should get to the next question. Again, this is for all three of you... Where would be the location for a perfect date between you and me?

B1: Uhgh! I'm so tired of boys! What makes you think I would want to even go out on a date with you!

Phil: Uhm...well... this is the Dating game and...

B2: Don't waste your time on that boy-ish woman...

B1: Hey!

B2: I think you'd be so much happier with me right in my mansion. I can see it all perfectly... after a lovely drive we'd come back to my father's mansion and we would sit at the table having the most wonderful meal... just the three of us.

Phil: The three of us?

B2: Oh, excuse me... I have this friend and I would certainly want her to accompany us... you know... if this was to be the perfect date. Then after dinner, we could see where things went...

Phil: You mean with the three of us?

B2: Certainly... though I might ask you to leave early so I can have some time alone with my dear, dear friend.

Phil: Would this be a guy friend?

B2: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, good gracious, no. Oh, if only I could work out some way to get her back... DAMN THAT WOMAN! How dare she interfere! How dare she stand between me and... oh... excuse me, I was just a bit distracted there.

Phil: No problem. Uhm... what about you, Bachelorette 3?

B3: A perfect date would be with me and the one man I have ever loved! Oh! We would scale the heights of passion and I would just do whatever it is he asked of me because he's all I live for and I would die for him in an instant if he commanded me, but since we're talking about the perfect date, he wouldn't command me to do something like that, because, then it wouldn't be a very good date at all... but it would still be OK because I would be with him and he would say sweet nothings to me... You know, I never thought about it before, but what the heck are sweet nothings? I've dealt with a lot of nothing and I never found them to be sweet... just nothing. Uhm... what was the question again?

Phill: Do I really have to pick one of these people?

Host: Yes.
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Post by UncleMilo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:04 pm

Can you guess who the three bachelorettes are?

Who should Phil pick?


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Post by Scintilla » Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:35 pm

I'm guessing the first one is Akane Tendo and the third is Excel.
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Post by LantisEscudo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:55 pm

I agree with Scintilla that the third sounds like Excel and the first like Ms. Tendo. The second sounds very much like B-ko.

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Post by UncleMilo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:10 pm

JHU Battousai wrote:I agree with Scintilla that the third sounds like Excel and the first like Ms. Tendo. The second sounds very much like B-ko.

You are correct!

B1 was Akane Tendo
B2 was B-Ko
B3 was Excel


Of course, neither of you said who Phil should pick, but that was OK.
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Post by )v(ajin Koji » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:34 pm

EXCEL
I'm bored and you're dumb. A match made in heaven.
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Post by Alucard_FoN » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:34 pm

I could tell the third one was Excel just because of how long her responses were compared to the rest.The other two I'm not familiar with however, so for the sake of fairness, I won't say who Phil should pick.

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Post by J-0080 » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:55 pm

Phil should pick the mystery bachelorett.
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Post by Scintilla » Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:25 pm

This isn't PRINCE Phil we're talking about, is it?

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I'd have to go with Excel. I don't know B-ko, but she seems too rich and stuck-up. Akane can be nice, but at the moment, it seems she doesn't want to go out with anyone. And God knows a date with Excel would be interesting, to say the least. Probably rather hair-raising as well.

Only problem is that our poor bachelor might get killed or maimed or something like that, but even that's not so bad as long as the Great Will of the Macrocosm's on hand.
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Post by UncleMilo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:36 pm

Actually... the Phil in this story was just some guy... no relation to anime.

I'm not sure why I even did this, other than I had free time and felt like writing.

I'm glad to see the responses... and I'm glad my writing caught the characters well enough that people got who they were supposed to be so fast.

Thanks!

-Uncle Milo
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