Welcome everybody to my lesson!
Look sometimes u agree in an 1:1 exchange, and the person u owe an op already left an op for ur Vid. But u didn't. And now he pm's, emails u, that u plz!plz! don't forget him...blablabla... u think... damn....his Vid is crap....fuck....but he gave u such a nice opinion...ok... i think i'll have to do it ....then u scream out: HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
And i scream out too: HERE I COME!!!!!!!
Ok, first lesson, u ask "damn his Vid suckz so much what can i write in the "Good points" section???"
I say:
-" Well very original song choice, never heard of it..blabla...never saw an AMV to that song, i liked that special mood in that song....blabla...im also a fan of that band....balblabla...song seems to fit almost perfect to that anime....blablabla.....and so on...
You Understand?
u ask: Well...
I say: YEAH!!! Tell him that the song is great, so u avoid to tell something about the AMV...look in that lines above i say !nothing! about his AMV at all, and i have already...mom...about 30 words! Great!
u ask: Ok but i want to write more in the "Good Points" Section cause he gave me so high rates to my Vid, i dont want to disappoint him.
I Say: Yeah! No Prob! Lets write more shit down, for example
-"I think u put many effort in it...blabla...theres a lot of action in the Vid.....the audio was cristalclear, is it ripped from CD Source?....the music defintely sets the mood and the athmosphere of the Video... "
U say: Ahh now i understand, ok
Well lets move on to lesson 2: The BAD Points!
U Say: Uhh ....so much to say here...but .....
I Say: Yeehaa!!!!!Lets write down more SHIT!
-" I dont know that anime so i didn't understand whats the intention of ur AMV ......there was just a bit too much digital effetcs, other than that i think it was perfect (Yeah be kind to that sucker!)....I couldn't understand the song, but thats no fault of your own ( Yeah be an idiot!)....Well, didn't really see any bad points to it. If there were any, they were some that couldn't have been avoided, or were extremely small ( Words words words)...Some of the effects i think may have been *over* used, but other then that there isnt really anything ( Be as detailed as possible
)... For some funk-ed unfresh reason I can't play it in my choice video player or my second favorite video player ( Yeah he might be very interested in ur system configuration! )...."There were some great timings, but then there wasn't (AGAIN: Be as DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
)..."Only thing i have to say is this video couldnt have been more, and is a very hard idea" ( be as CRYPTIC As possible)... Im not a big fan of that anime series! (he will think: "A ok then he can't like my Vid i understand that completely"! u think: "i hope hes a dumbass" annd...u are mostly right!!! =).....bad point.... i still haven't seen this series =( ( Brilliant! )
U Say:Yeah!
I Say: Yeehaa!
U Say: Now i have the op almost finished, but what about the general comments?
I Say: Yeah!
U Say: Ok!
-"Good vid! You did really good on this vid. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to watch it again ( be kind)... I would love to see a re-worked version of this video (Muahahahhahaha YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY FURTHER WORK FROM HIM =)....I think you are headed in the right direction with your ideas ( u must be a complete dumbass to go backward with ur Ideas, but tell him that phrase
)....On the whole, this video is very clean ( Yeah pure shit deserves shit)...And though I couldn't understand the song, it really seemed to fit the anime ( Again: make urself an idiot so he never begs u again!!)....I think I'll keep this one i my collection ( u just activated cleansweep)...it can't stop to make me think to a real movie trailer or something like that ( lets sing together:Movie star..movie star...u think u are a moooooovie staaaaar )....I'm really curious to see how people react to this vid ( good that he cant see ur reaction to his Vid!)....Best of luck on future vid ( NEVER EVER DO AMVS Again!!!!!!!)
And now end with that term:
"A few spots that could've used a little more editing, and a those other few minor things pointed out above. Great vid! "
U Say: Pheww...u saved my evening! I made this op in about 3 minutes!
I Say: Yeah!
U say: Thx alot!!!
I Say: Till our next lesson!
