LOL Kthultu that was VERY entertaining
Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:34 am Post subject:
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Canadians are far more prone to violent outbursts of this nature than Americans are. Their near total Caucasian ethnic background and subsequent genetic dead ending have, like mad dogs, created a psychology that creates irrational, hair-trigger violent tendencies, flaring up at the slightest (and most unlikely) provocations.
Children's artwork, vases, animals, trees, vacuum cleaners, and many sitcoms are some of the provocatory objects that arouse the dangerous violence, embedded (permanently, perhaps) in the Canadian mind.
These involuntary tendencies are manifested in chronic racism, excessive profanity, bestial growling, overly aggressive naked rugby matches, self-mutilation, constant loudness, unexplained laughter, public onanism, murder, rape, murderous bestiality, yellowed eyes, repressive government, the institution of public health care to repair caused damage, and public riots.
And that is to name a few. The list goes on, and covers all apparent atrocities, in addition to acts not normally associated with violent behavior.
The horror and anger such outbursts cause makes the perpetrators hard to pity, but they should be. The Canadians know no other way. They can only hurt, and kill, and chew down. Worst of all, they damage the psyche, especially that of the young and impressionably naive - and now, because of this damage, the innate violence in Canadians has become a vicious, repeating generational cycle.
The Cain-like nature of Canadians comes as a surprise to most people in the rest of the world. This is attributed to the Canadian government policy of not reporting the entire scope and damage of the innately barbaric Canadian psychology. Indeed, this avoidance and hiding of the problem can be viewed as a manifestation of their overly developed penchant for destruction and mayhem.
How can one tell if they, or someone they know, is a Canadian?
Do you:
1. Hold Canadian citizenship? (Suggests a DEEP psychological affiliation with the Canadian mindset) YES
2. Prefer dogs over cats? (Dogs are more violent than cats. Always.) NAH
3. Own a hammer, or pound nails? (Violent activity. Pounding nails, then pounding fists. Always in that order.) NAH
4. Eat beef? (A red meat, the color of blood. Suggests bloodlust.)
5. Break into a sweat when urinating in public bathrooms, around other people? (A symptom of men with potential, aggressive homosexual rape tendencies, and a symptom of lesbian "carnivoreism" in women.)
6. Menstruate? (Suggests a desire to self mutilate and "shed blood". Mostly appears in women.) LMAO!!
7. Work in the military, defense, auto repair, call center, or pet shop industries? (All professions associated with violence, and likely to attract people with a like psychology.) NO
8. Use "store brand" products instead of national name brands? (Suggests a tendency to disallegiance, which suggests an anti-social personality, suggesting possible misanthropic tendencies.) Depends who goes shopping
9. Belong to any clubs or groups (Suggests a tendency to allegiance, leading to subconscious group think and action - a common cause of violence.) HEH
10. Listen to death and grind metal, gothic industrial, or New Wave music? (An alliance with media of this nature suggests a violent, disturbed psychology, vulnerable to suggestive influence and prone to violent outburst.) maybe...
