heh.jonmartensen wrote:Also, use piss poor grammar,
and misspell every third or fourth word.
Mix up your contractions with other words (Their, there, they're/Kant, can't)
and shorten words as much as possible (You=U, anyway=NEway, I=i).

jonmartensen wrote:Also, use piss poor grammar, and misspell every third or fourth word. Mix up your contractions with other words (Their, there, they're/Kant, can't) and shorten words as much as possible (You=U, anyway=NEway, I=i).
Alternatively, be a grammar Nazi. Make sure you manipulate gargantuan words to obscure (or fake) meaning in your posts, regardless wether or not you are literate enough to comprehend them. And don't forget to belittle people who ask what you attempted to say. Double points if english is NOT their second language, or if they have any kind of learning disorder (such as Dyslexia or ADD).jonmartensen wrote:Also, use piss poor grammar, and misspell every third or fourth word. Mix up your contractions with other words (Their, there, they're/Kant, can't) and shorten words as much as possible (You=U, anyway=NEway, I=i).