Help Phade with a Guide

[Lyrs]

To Do...

Write satirical guide "how to be a jerk at .org". 2001-05-29 13:10:21

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/site_todo.php


Idea's and suggestions.

a) Learn how to spam. You'll need this critical skill in order to annoy people, force the moderators to do more work, and to drive the site into the ground.

Post all over the place, and especailly where people tell you to stop the most. These places are great for getting on peoples nerves and forcing them to flame you. The more members you get angry, the better yoru status in Spamdom.

If people tell you to stop, don't listen. Just keep posting nonsense, include pictures as many times as possible. The more annoying things you do, the more spam points you get. Spam points can be traded in at the end of the month for special prizes.

Use all kinds of languages, preferably 733t as much as possible, but don't limit yourself. Use whatever language you can convert spammage into and post it.

Furthermore, post counts matter. Post as much as you can. The site limits you to one post every 60 seconds, so use your spam wisely and spam where you can get the most flames, preferably in any of the locations not WOT and AAM.

More spammage guide tips later. But remember, your goal is to reach ultimate spammage status.

[Flint the Dwarf]

No no no, you've got it all wrong.

1. Idolize Fyrt and Kamoc.
2. Once you have stalked them for long enough, mimic them as closely as possible.
3. Alternately, do the same with KhayotiK.

[madmag9999]

wouldnt that make u a jerk since u spam alot , lol. but its ok i dont really care.

[moonslayer]

[madmag9999]

o you also forgot to add:
spam the mod drop box as much as posible that will make eveyone flame u and possibly may lead to a banning

[Lyrs]

No no no, you've got it all wrong.

1. Idolize Fyrt and Kamoc.
2. Once you have stalked them for long enough, mimic them as closely as possible.
3. Alternately, do the same with KhayotiK.

New idea. Thanks Flint.



Adding more Guidelines:

b) Don't back down. You are always right and especially right when people show you proof that you are wrong. Remember, you know everything there is to know about a subject and everybody else is wrong.

[Lyrs]

wouldnt that make u a jerk since u spam alot , lol. but its ok i dont really care.

Hey, it's satirical guide okay, and who better to right one then a spammer? However just so that this fits better with my new guide addition, i disagree on the point that i spam more or less only the OT catercorgory, and specifically WOT.

o you also forgot to add:
spam the mod drop box as much as posible that will make eveyone flame u and possibly may lead to a banning

Yeah, i forgot, but ath's where you come in. Thanks for the suggestion. When and if Phade writes the guide, i hope he consults this thread, and he'll have you to thank for that suggestion.

[LightningCountX]

Don't back down. You are always right and especially right when people show you proof that you are wrong. Remember, you know everything there is to know about a subject and everybody else is wrong.

sounds like what religious people do

[Lyrs]

sounds like what religious people do

I think everyones had enough of religious threads or talkign about religion for a while. Not to be mean, but this prompt another idea.

Guide Add:

C) Bring up the same topic over and over again. Make sure to inbed it into other threads as well for spam points.

[jonmartensen]

Also, use piss poor grammar, and misspell every third or fourth word. Mix up your contractions with other words (Their, there, they're/Kant, can't) and shorten words as much as possible (You=U, anyway=NEway, I=i).