Well, the ultimate misheard song would have to be "Louie Louie" by The Pharoahs. This song was so incomprehensible, the FBI actually investigated it trying to find out if the lyrics were as dirty as people said they were. Remember this was back in the 60's, a bit before everyone took the sticks that had been inexplicably jammed up their asses a few centuries ago. Here's how some people said the song went:Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.
Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.
A fine little bitch, she waits for me;
she gets her kicks on top of me.
Each night I take her out all alone;
she ain't the kind I lay at home
Each night at ten, I lay her again;
I fuck my girl all kinds of ways.
And on that chair, I lay her there;
I felt my boner in her hair.
If she's got a rag on, I'll move above;
It won't be long, she'll slip it off.
I'll take her in my arms again;
tell her I'd rather lay her again.
This is pretty far from the actual song, which is just a sailor lamenting about his lost love to a bartender named Louie. If you're further curious, here's a link: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/louie.htm
Misheard lyrics!
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SS5_Majin_Bebi
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WTF do you mean "Nice Try"? All I was saying is that some people get the title fucked up instead of the lyrics.The Idea Factory wrote:Nice try, any music lover knows that the song title isn't always in any of the said song's lyricsSS5_Majin_Bebi wrote:yeah?
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen -----> "Bohemian Rap City".
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"Bohemian Rhapsody" would qualify if you used (in case you didn't read it) Hit me where the wind blows. (Anyway the wind blows ARE part of the lyrics)
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The Idea Factory
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