Wow the government cares that much for my safety?Otohiko wrote:As the story continues, we are now receiving reports that CIA snipers are stationed on the rooftops outside the girl's bedroom, and the nearby streets have been closed to public traffic, remaining for use exclusively by the tank batallion dispatched to deal with the situation. The Homeland Security agency assures us that the situation will be resolved peacefully and suggest the public should stay away from the 30-mile radius presently projected around the area.

A witty retort indeed.