Yeah it's ok topic
Excel: "but who cares!!!"
Song: Manga Is what I got (By Brian Auxier)
MP3: Sublime - What I got
Earlier this morning, I got this brand new beat
I walk stright-down those stairs and touaght myself some l33T
Got to find a series, series I don't own
Got to find the reason, why my pockys all gone
If I got reputaion and I will still get by
I can hit that dance pad like a mother f**cking vibe
Lifes to Short, so watch the shows you got.
Cause you might get hung over or might get cuaght.
Never had fangirl I couldn't just reject
Never start no addicts, had to get that off my chest
Here's a small example a tip from me
Take up all that money buy yourself some DVD's
Junks what a got with-in my reach
A heard of a convention somewhere near a beach
It'll come back me and I'll get what I deserve
I'll test that and I'll get burned.
Manga is what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when my wallet gets hot , hot
Manga is what I got
I said "Reorder That!" (x2)
(Insturmental)
I don't cry when my Funds run away
I don't get angry at the con-rates I have to pay
I don't get angry when the dealer's room sux
or push my buttons when I lose a few bucks.
Buy it or sell it, it's all the same
This f**king manga is what keeps me sane
Let the fangirls, let the fangirls look back at me.
Manga is what I got
I said "Reorder That!" (X2)
Manga is what I got (till end)
Random Sublime Moment
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A Love Hina Moment
*Keitaro, Seta, and a giant Tama walk on stage*
Seta:Hello, as new employee's here at Hinata Inn it's important for everyone to have a great time.
Keitaro:And part of this is making sure that everybody is comfortable and know's there boundries are safe.
Seta:So were here to show you how to make this happen.
Keitaro:But first, it's time for our cute mascot to fulfill it's part of it's contract.
Tama:Keep dirty thoughts in your head
and you won't end up dead
Sexual horrasment Tama!
*Tama walks offstage*
Keitaro:Now to begin, you will now notice that the boys and girls hot springs are clearly marked in a way to distinguish which is which.
Seta:Please note that Hinata Inn is not responsible for any phyisical damage or emotional scaring that might occour as a result of a mistaking between the two.
Keitaro:Now for the next part on personal boundries were gonna use one of our current residents.
*Naru walks out*
Seta:As a general rule physical contact is not encouraged, but there are specific areas where you should avoid for fear of your life.
Keitaro:These areas are(Keitaro is pointing such areas as spoken)the legs, the thighs, the buttox, and espically the brea-
*Keitaro actually touches her breasts*
Naru:Keitaro you pervert!
*Keitaro runs off stage with Naru chasing him, you hear a snapping sound and Naru walks back on stage*
Naru:Now that he won't be using his arm for a while, we can continue.
*Keitaro walks back on stage with his arm in a sling*
Seta:Also you will also notice that the Inn itself is fairly old and is in need of maintence. But for now you just need to be extra carefull.
Keitaro:Right, for instance, just the other day I noticed a hole in my celing, and when I checked it, it turned out to be Naru's room and she was changing and..
Naru:WHAT?!
*Keitaro screams and runs off stage again, naru this time has a huge hammer and chases keitaro off stage again, you hear another snap*
Naru:Seta? Can you come over and help me fix that hole somtime?
*Keitaro comes back on stage but with a neck brace on along with the sling*
Seta:Sure, now on to the next subject. Here at Hinata Inn, we like to uphold socially acceptable dating standards.
Keitaro:So that means you shouldn't hit on girls around the same age as Shinobu, one of our other tenats, no matter how beautifull you think they are.
Naru:YOU!!!!!*keitaro screams and runs away*PEDAFILE!!!!
*Naru chases him off the stage, you here a couple more snaps and naru walks back on*
Seta:Umm, I think you killed him.
*Naru and seta walk over and seta starts poking the body(which is offstage and can't be seen by the audience) with the end of the big hammer*
*Naru has a really depressed look on her face*
Seta:Yup, he's dead.
*Keitaro walks back on stage without the neckbrace or sling on, but with angel wings and a halo, naru is the only one who can see him, naru has a extremly frightened look on her face*
Keitaro(with an evil look on his face):Geuss what, now that I'm a ghost, I can move through walls and turn myself invisable, so I can be anywhere and you'll never know where I'm at, in your shower, over your bed, anywhere.
*Naru gets scared and runs off the oppisite side of the stage*
Seta(points twords Naru with a frightened look on his face):Naru!!! Watch out for that bus--
*the lights dim and Seta walks to the center of the stage*
Seta:Never was there a story of such woe, than of Narusegawa and Keitaro...
Seta:Hello, as new employee's here at Hinata Inn it's important for everyone to have a great time.
Keitaro:And part of this is making sure that everybody is comfortable and know's there boundries are safe.
Seta:So were here to show you how to make this happen.
Keitaro:But first, it's time for our cute mascot to fulfill it's part of it's contract.
Tama:Keep dirty thoughts in your head
and you won't end up dead
Sexual horrasment Tama!
*Tama walks offstage*
Keitaro:Now to begin, you will now notice that the boys and girls hot springs are clearly marked in a way to distinguish which is which.
Seta:Please note that Hinata Inn is not responsible for any phyisical damage or emotional scaring that might occour as a result of a mistaking between the two.
Keitaro:Now for the next part on personal boundries were gonna use one of our current residents.
*Naru walks out*
Seta:As a general rule physical contact is not encouraged, but there are specific areas where you should avoid for fear of your life.
Keitaro:These areas are(Keitaro is pointing such areas as spoken)the legs, the thighs, the buttox, and espically the brea-
*Keitaro actually touches her breasts*
Naru:Keitaro you pervert!
*Keitaro runs off stage with Naru chasing him, you hear a snapping sound and Naru walks back on stage*
Naru:Now that he won't be using his arm for a while, we can continue.
*Keitaro walks back on stage with his arm in a sling*
Seta:Also you will also notice that the Inn itself is fairly old and is in need of maintence. But for now you just need to be extra carefull.
Keitaro:Right, for instance, just the other day I noticed a hole in my celing, and when I checked it, it turned out to be Naru's room and she was changing and..
Naru:WHAT?!
*Keitaro screams and runs off stage again, naru this time has a huge hammer and chases keitaro off stage again, you hear another snap*
Naru:Seta? Can you come over and help me fix that hole somtime?
*Keitaro comes back on stage but with a neck brace on along with the sling*
Seta:Sure, now on to the next subject. Here at Hinata Inn, we like to uphold socially acceptable dating standards.
Keitaro:So that means you shouldn't hit on girls around the same age as Shinobu, one of our other tenats, no matter how beautifull you think they are.
Naru:YOU!!!!!*keitaro screams and runs away*PEDAFILE!!!!
*Naru chases him off the stage, you here a couple more snaps and naru walks back on*
Seta:Umm, I think you killed him.
*Naru and seta walk over and seta starts poking the body(which is offstage and can't be seen by the audience) with the end of the big hammer*
*Naru has a really depressed look on her face*
Seta:Yup, he's dead.
*Keitaro walks back on stage without the neckbrace or sling on, but with angel wings and a halo, naru is the only one who can see him, naru has a extremly frightened look on her face*
Keitaro(with an evil look on his face):Geuss what, now that I'm a ghost, I can move through walls and turn myself invisable, so I can be anywhere and you'll never know where I'm at, in your shower, over your bed, anywhere.
*Naru gets scared and runs off the oppisite side of the stage*
Seta(points twords Naru with a frightened look on his face):Naru!!! Watch out for that bus--
*the lights dim and Seta walks to the center of the stage*
Seta:Never was there a story of such woe, than of Narusegawa and Keitaro...
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Old skit I wrote
Eva Sings
(or oh god no...)
DJ: Wow, Rei has agreed to sing for us!
::Audence Claps::
Rei: "I think I'm a clone now, everyone looks just like me"
Shinji: She, keeps hopping on that, dosn't she?
Asuka: boo!!, get off the stage you no talent hack.
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DJ: That, was intersting who's next.
That's right it's Shinji!
::Audence Claps::
Shinji: "I'm just a poorboy I need no simpothy"
Rei: That's um different.
Asuka: wussy boy!!
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DJ: So, anyway it's Asuka!
::Audence Claps::
Asuka:: "I'm just girl ,oh lucky me!"
Shinji: She had me fooled.
Rei: Why me?
(or oh god no...)
DJ: Wow, Rei has agreed to sing for us!
::Audence Claps::
Rei: "I think I'm a clone now, everyone looks just like me"
Shinji: She, keeps hopping on that, dosn't she?
Asuka: boo!!, get off the stage you no talent hack.
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DJ: That, was intersting who's next.
That's right it's Shinji!
::Audence Claps::
Shinji: "I'm just a poorboy I need no simpothy"
Rei: That's um different.
Asuka: wussy boy!!
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DJ: So, anyway it's Asuka!
::Audence Claps::
Asuka:: "I'm just girl ,oh lucky me!"
Shinji: She had me fooled.
Rei: Why me?
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Eva The one minute Musical
(badly performed at Katsucon 5
(MC: Gainax in anthor attempt to gain money form
the eva francise. Decides to create Eva the musical
, unforuatly only a min and 1/2 survied the mass
sucide and fire cuased during it's production phase.
We will now present the only remaining piece
of script to escape that fire, now
proudly persenting Eva The One Min Musical)
By: Brian and shea
-- Song 2
SHINJI SONG - (system of a down - Link)
Shinji, has come to Nerv
Come to Nerv, to kill the Angels
the Angels come everyday
and now the children won't play
But, they will when shinji ends the day
Now Shinji, use EVA 1
use EVA 1, to fight the angels
and when your feeling let down
Misato will come around
and she'll get drunk and show you both her mellons
Now Shinji, has reached his goal
he has killed, all of the angels
And so, where all free and now Shinji's happy
Shinji I think your name will go down into history.
---- Song 1
NERV IS THE WORD (Bird is the word)
A:NERV, NERV, NERV
A:Cuase NERV is the word
A:Haven't heard about the NERV
A:NERV, NERV, NERV,
A:Cuase NERV is the word
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A = Kensuke Aida
S= Shinji
*Aida walks on stage with Shinji following*
Shinji: I WANNA DIE!!
A: Huh?, stop talkin like that the world needs you!
S: EVERYONE HATES ME!!
A: Shinji? Did you take your prozac like gendo ordered you to?
S: *gets a pill bottle out of his pocket and takes a couple pills*
S: Why did you need to see me, anyway?
A: Did you ask your dad if I could pilot an eva?
S: No, we really don't talk that much
A: Aww man, I want to join Nerv so bad.
A: I even wrote this song in it's honor.
A: *does Nerv is the word song* (Song 1)
S: *smacks Aida*
A: *whiney "oww, what was that for? " of pain*
S: Now if your going to do a song, it has to have more than 5 different words, for instance
S:*Sings Shinji Song * (Song 2)
A: Stop talkin about piloting eva, I'm sick of you showing off in class.
A: This will shut you up ::shoots Shinji through the head::
A: Well I guess he won't really need his badge any-more, so..
*aida walks off stage with shinji's badge
(badly performed at Katsucon 5
(MC: Gainax in anthor attempt to gain money form
the eva francise. Decides to create Eva the musical
, unforuatly only a min and 1/2 survied the mass
sucide and fire cuased during it's production phase.
We will now present the only remaining piece
of script to escape that fire, now
proudly persenting Eva The One Min Musical)
By: Brian and shea
-- Song 2
SHINJI SONG - (system of a down - Link)
Shinji, has come to Nerv
Come to Nerv, to kill the Angels
the Angels come everyday
and now the children won't play
But, they will when shinji ends the day
Now Shinji, use EVA 1
use EVA 1, to fight the angels
and when your feeling let down
Misato will come around
and she'll get drunk and show you both her mellons
Now Shinji, has reached his goal
he has killed, all of the angels
And so, where all free and now Shinji's happy
Shinji I think your name will go down into history.
---- Song 1
NERV IS THE WORD (Bird is the word)
A:NERV, NERV, NERV
A:Cuase NERV is the word
A:Haven't heard about the NERV
A:NERV, NERV, NERV,
A:Cuase NERV is the word
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A = Kensuke Aida
S= Shinji
*Aida walks on stage with Shinji following*
Shinji: I WANNA DIE!!
A: Huh?, stop talkin like that the world needs you!
S: EVERYONE HATES ME!!
A: Shinji? Did you take your prozac like gendo ordered you to?
S: *gets a pill bottle out of his pocket and takes a couple pills*
S: Why did you need to see me, anyway?
A: Did you ask your dad if I could pilot an eva?
S: No, we really don't talk that much
A: Aww man, I want to join Nerv so bad.
A: I even wrote this song in it's honor.
A: *does Nerv is the word song* (Song 1)
S: *smacks Aida*
A: *whiney "oww, what was that for? " of pain*
S: Now if your going to do a song, it has to have more than 5 different words, for instance
S:*Sings Shinji Song * (Song 2)
A: Stop talkin about piloting eva, I'm sick of you showing off in class.
A: This will shut you up ::shoots Shinji through the head::
A: Well I guess he won't really need his badge any-more, so..
*aida walks off stage with shinji's badge