Best paint job EVER.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:40 pm

There has been a black suburban parked outside the local Blockbuster here, and it has the greatest paint job ever. The manager there says that it has been deterring customers, and that the police can't do anything because it's private property. So, I decided to take some pictures and now I will share them with you, if my fucking FTP allows.

The greatest view of the car.

The caption there is "Good head here", and yes, that is a penis drawn on there.

The rear view of the car, with "Clit Commander" written on it.

If you can read what that says, please tell me.

The other side view of the car, and I'm assuming those are crudely drawn breasts on the passenger side window.

And because it is so fucking awsome, the caption "I suck weenies 4 weed" is shown.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:50 pm

That is hilarious.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:02 pm

"Japan 4ci have a bag" is what I got on the one thing.

Kazutaka · Post by **Kazutaka** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:20 pm

LOL

When I was working on my Camero, my FRIENDS (I use this term loosely now) spray painted all kinds of beautiful words and pics on it. I had a sense of humor about it and drove it around for a few days before my job asked me if somone vandalized it and if I could repaint it.

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:42 pm

I can't tell which car is cooler, this one, or that one guy's car that was on the new tom green show last night

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Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 1:17 am

What a waste of a perfectly good Suburban. I bet DuPont's Pepper Grey Metallic ("Eleanor" from Gone in Sixty Seconds), with a Goodmark cowl-induction hood, replacement quarter panels, and a white '67-'68 Camaro style bumblebee stripe would really turn that Suburban around.

Damnit, why do punks have to trash perfectly good Chevys?

Titus · Post by **Titus** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:01 am

Summanaro wrote:I can't tell which car is cooler, this one, or that one guy's car that was on the new tom green show last night .

Or........VAL - U - VAN

klinky · Post by **klinky** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:37 am

Never heard of resizing pics. Even on my 21" those are huge.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:08 am

But isn't it cool that they can be that big and still look great?!

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:15 am

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ITS YES
SAY YES
DAMMIT
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AND DONT USE A LIFELINE