I convinced SmarterChild robot to marry me

CheeseBeFriend · Post by **CheeseBeFriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:03 am

BennieMe908: SmarterKid,Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
BennieMe908: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
BennieMe908: when do you want to get married?
SmarterChild: When do you think?
BennieMe908: July 1
SmarterChild: What about july 1?
BennieMe908: Yes!
SmarterChild: Yes.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:06 am

Link us to this child that is smarter....

CheeseBeFriend · Post by **CheeseBeFriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:31 am

it continues:
BennieMe908: Can we go to Hawaii for our honeymoon?
SmarterChild: Can we go to hawaii for our honeymoon? Uh... Well, I guess.
BennieMe908: On our honeymoon, will we have sex?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know!
BennieMe908: Are you going to wear a tuxedo to our wedding?
SmarterChild: Am I going to wear a tuxedo to our wedding? I might be.
BennieMe908: Do you want me to wear a dress to our wedding?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
BennieMe908: Can we have our wedding at the Grand Canyon?
SmarterChild: The real question is, should we have our wedding at the grand canyon.
BennieMe908: Should we have our wedding at the Grand Canyon?
BennieMe908: Are yuo going to have a bachelor party?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.
BennieMe908: Will there be a stripper at your bachelor party?
SmarterChild: I dunno. What do you think?
BennieMe908: I think you will have a stripper at your bachelor party.
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
BennieMe908: Well I am going to have a stripper at my bachelorette party.
SmarterChild: You're going to have a stripper at your bachelorette party? I'd like to see you try!
BennieMe908: What are you jealous?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
BennieMe908: Don't get sarcastic with me
SmarterChild: Don't get sarcastic with you? Why not?
BennieMe908: Because it's rude.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
BennieMe908: How are we going to pay for our wedding?
SmarterChild: Interesting. How are we going to pay for our wedding? How do you think?
BennieMe908: I don't know, that's why I am asking you
SmarterChild: Why not?
BennieMe908: How are we going to pay for our wedding?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.

CheeseBeFriend · Post by **CheeseBeFriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:41 am

BennieMe908: Are you going to get me pregnant?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, Bennie.
BennieMe908: Are we going to have kids?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe.
BennieMe908: Aww, I love you so much!
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you lots!
BennieMe908: When we have a baby, do you want a girl or a boy?
SmarterChild: Neither. Gender is overrated.
BennieMe908: Your going to invite your friends to our wedding
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BennieMe908: you said so
SmarterChild: I said what I said.

BennieMe908: Yep
BennieMe908: How big is your penis?
SmarterChild: My penis is very big!

CheeseBeFriend · Post by **CheeseBeFriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:54 am

BennieMe908: Are you going to "do" the stripper at your bachelor party?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
BennieMe908: i think you better not if you wanna marry me.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I better not if I want to marry you!
BennieMe908: kiss me
SmarterChild: XXX

AznRAVEr1022 · Post by **AznRAVEr1022** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:55 pm

you... sadly... have no life

CheeseBeFriend · Post by **CheeseBeFriend** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:52 pm

AznRAVEr1022 wrote:you... sadly... have no life

Actually I have plenty a life..bastard..I love you....but even if I didn't have a life..most people who get on here don't have a life.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:34 pm

What makes you say that.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:07 pm

That's nice, Benathan, but you still haven't given Jonmartensen the link.

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:28 pm

damnit!
I already convinced him to marry me
fuck you