Shinobu war between the states battle

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Sat May 17, 2003 4:36 am

Ok this is weird but try to imagine a battle like Gettysburg being fought by armies of little Shinobu clones! The cute little things trying to load the rifled muskets and charging each other with Bayonets. Pieces of blown up Shinobu laying all over the battlefield. Rivers of Shinobu blood flowing down the sides of the roads. Shinobus manning cannons and firing chain and cluster shot at other Shinobus. Shinobu field hospitals where Shinobus dressed as nurses helped out kittens and did amputations and piled the body parts up right outside the windows. Maybe it could be an Army of Shinobus versus an Army of Chiyo chans.

Mr Oni

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat May 17, 2003 9:00 am

That vision is sick. Yet strangely humorous.

You are a sick, sick man.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat May 17, 2003 12:50 pm

El Banana wrote:That vision is sick. Yet strangely humorous.

You are a sick, sick man.

i second that motion ... thats just about as disturbing as seeing taknos full of rei's falling appart. Now if you want something you can sit back and laugh at jsut stick a bunch of popstars and american/canadien idols in the places of the shinobu's. Now that would be funny ... watch countless Britany speers and Jlos charge at each other with bayonets and other random objects to make up for lost or destroyed weapons.

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:25 am

Yeah you could do that in a world war 1 trench warfare setting. Have an army of Britney spears and her wannabes going over the top with bayonets fixed charging getting caught on the barbed wire while a bunch of Mary kate and ashleys shoot at them with machines guns. Then comes the mustard gas. Thier skin wouldnt be so perfect as they lay dead decomposing in the hot sun. They might feel a little bloated. Of course the mustard gas burned thier lungs up and they died coughing out blood. What about a Battle Royale staring children 5 and under?

Mr Oni