I present a funky rhyme on my behalf to see Jon out the door.
J to the O to the N
M to the A-R-T-E-N-S-E-N
I don't know if thats his real name,
but it very well could be,
The G-O-T never saw a person like he,
from his Autobots, to the Rejected Consumer Whore,
it makes me sad that he's walkin out the door,
but I realize that summer isn't all that long,
I can see that soon Jon will be back on,
You've got friends here Jon, we won't forget about you,
Just be sure that you don't forget us too.
bring me back some chicken.
I need some, it's been hours.
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/