religion threads

theocide · Post by **theocide** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 2:58 pm

holy fuckle i hate religion threads. ppl always post the same stupid cliche ass nonsense. NO MATTER HOW NEW YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE IDEA IS IT IS NOT FUCKING NEW. what most people need is a nice big logic and experience filled cum shot.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 3:03 pm

Yeah I know what ya mean. So anyway I think the christian religion is actually a secrect military............... yeah I'm just kidding. Peace.

AtomicWeezleman · Post by **AtomicWeezleman** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 5:38 pm

its true, the Salvation Army, the ARMY bit is a dead give away

KG · Post by KG » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:01 pm

i think that morality is simple the principal that "Everyone has the right to do whatever they want."

Tell me what thats from and Ill join your crusade against religion threads.

KG · Post by KG » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:08 pm

^------ HINT: its from a certain religious philosophy

MamoruArmitage · Post by **MamoruArmitage** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:13 pm

it's from... YOUR MOTHER AWW FUCKING SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven

KG · Post by KG » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:39 pm

MamoruArmitage wrote:it's from... YOUR MOTHER AWW FUCKING SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven

I HAVE BEEN DISSED AND DISMISSED!!!!

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:50 pm

Satanism?

I fucked Satan in the ass and cummed on his face. Then made him suck my shit-encrusted dick a few times. Then I quite violently violated his anus, cumming several times in his bloody hole. Then I cut off his penis and made him suck it off. I also cut off his testicles and used them as a "ball gag", while I cut a slit in his back and fucked him near his spine. I came as his screaming reached its highest decibals, then slashed his abdominal area so his intestines, liver, and bladder fell out. I ripped off his arms and legs, and made sure each socket was well lubed with my semen. Several times.

Finally I made him suck me off again. He was in tears and pleading for the rest of his life. I just smiled and thrust harder. I pulled out and started to cut into his neck. I avoided the jugular, and began to fuck the bleeding mess I made out of his neck. I came a few more times, then started to thrust against his jugular. A few quick pelvic movements later, and I broke it. He started to bleed heavily, and I could see the life-color drain out of him. He was moaning "Help me God", when he stopped. I came one last time as he died. I took a snapshot of his mutilated corpse.

I collected my $50 from Jesus at the bus stop, and walked home, as I sobered up. Once in the door, I looked at the Polaroid and began to laugh.

That should kill this thread

PrincessVadena · Post by **PrincessVadena** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:13 pm

wow did you have fun?
my goodness.quite the violent one huh

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:23 pm

PrincessVadena wrote:wow did you have fun?
my goodness.quite the violent one huh

Ya know I really dont like you. Toodles.