Answering Machine Messages

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:02 pm

What is your answering machine's current "not home messsage?"

Right now I'm using one I DLed of that-there website.

Hello. This here is Roy D. Mercer and as you can tell we got us a sit-i-ation. Them folk that live here can't come to the phone right now, and as I see it we can handle this one of two ways. You can either leave 'em a message OR you can hang up the phone and risk gettin' yer ass-whupt. The choice is yours, when you hear the beep.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:14 pm

Thanks to my roommate, mine is currently:

Hello, this is room 21- **** Beep!

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:17 pm

"Hello! This is the Jackson residence. If you would like to leave a message, please wait until after the beep."

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:17 pm

"Hello, Jonathan speaking...*pause*...*cautious voice*... hey, who is this?....*another pause*...quit calling me you freak! I'm going to call the plice and trace this call you sicko! I'm gonna get you arrested!"

Deaths_ally · Post by **Deaths_ally** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 2:49 am

jonmartensen wrote:"Hello, Jonathan speaking...*pause*...*cautious voice*... hey, who is this?....*another pause*...quit calling me you freak! I'm going to call the plice and trace this call you sicko! I'm gonna get you arrested!"

hehehe.. that's mean... but oh so funny...

Mine goes,
Hello? *pause* hello?, anyone there??? *longer pause* Come on, Who the hell is this?? *talking to another person, It's some freak.. they won't say anything to me... Might as well let them leave a message**beep*

goat · Post by **goat** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 8:28 am

My dad's:

"Hello, I'm not home right now. Please leave me a message after the beep, unless you're stupid. If you're stupid, hang up now. I don't want to talk to you."

MrScribble · Post by **MrScribble** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:08 am

"Yo this is Mike.... [silence (music playing in background)]

[about 10 seconds later] Sorry dude, can't hear you... music's too loud... just leave a message kay?

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 2:34 am

"You've reached the number you've called! If you actually need more instruction, well, that's just pathetic."

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 2:38 am

*click* *dial tone sound for like 10 seconds* *beep*

Timelessblurr · Post by **Timelessblurr** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:24 pm

the one has may how changes bettween

"Hello *pause* well we are not home right now leave a message *beep* (the message we got were funny since most people were in mid sented at the beep)

this is another one we use a lot

*This is a machail you know what do do *beep*