**SPOILER** Noir

[OmniStrata]

GAHG >_<





This is one of the worst anime series ever. It's full of fluffy pap that is TOTAL BULLSHIT. If this is the kinda suspense that gets you going, then you probably die every time the mail main fucking comes to your house.



Puh-lease! This anime is so full of cliche's and unrealistic bullshit(I'll say it again). But anime isn't suppose to be realistic. Well Noir tries to bring itself through as a realistic drama, what three lesbians must face during their trials while being watched by a secret organization. Blah blah blah.

Oh the shockers. Let's make the nice old man, with the cats, have a cold blooded past. Ooooh Kikira is so upset by the fact she must kill him

The painter guy is a evil person as well, the only male so far that kikira got attached to, DIES. Oh the shame, that wasn't very predictable.

Oh, Kikira passes the daughter of the guy she just shot and it's her birthday and she loves her daddy so much and we just loved to get to know all about her and her daddy in slow as fucking flashbacks that take up the entire show, just so that we could be treated to the extremely predictable plot that kikira has to kill the guy :O Holly shit that was so genius on their part.

Also any gun battle loses any fucking suspense when you look at the episode # and it says #9 or # 14 or even #25. Because you know for a fact that idiot kikira and Mirelle are going to make it out with out a scratch and a giant heap of dead baddies will be in front of them.

Mirrle and Kikira don't even need guns. They can beat up a hord of 50 guys with just shittly cohreographed moves. When they do have guns, shitty pistols, and they go against a horde of sub-machine/machine gun baddies. They just need to dart to the left or the right in some cool pose, with some flashing background sparkling behind them as they fire 100 rounds a single pistol.

Oh yes :O

I just >_< ugh, it was horrible anime, a horrible story. What's with the flashback :O Each episode didn't have enough fluff packed in so they had to include 5 - 10minutes worth of flashbacks per episode.. Oh thank you... That was alot of help.

:O

Bah Crappy Crapp...

Chloe was hot though...


~klinky

That's some pretty big talk from someone who likes an Evangelion [cough] character.... ^_^

btw, I didn't like Noir all too much, though the H-Doujins where nice... ^_^

[KLin]

klinky probably would like my NOIR AMV then, since it's centered on the fact that they go in, and kill a bunch of guys effortlessly. It's also my least favorite AMV I've made, but a few people have actually enjoyed it. To my surprise.

[The HentaiMaster]

To each his own I guess, but I can honestly say that I don't get excited by the mail man coming to my house. Ha! I just proved your entire argument wrong with that sentance! ::laughs histerically at his super-intelligent argument::


(sorry, I'm at work and very bored)

I have another question for you.

Why did chloe said that it should have been her to went to paris with Mirelle and not Kirika. Wsa she jelus or sommething.

[Vazor]

I have another question for you.

Why did chloe said that it should have been her to went to paris with Mirelle and not Kirika. Wsa she jelus or sommething.

Interesting question, to be honest I never even thought of it like that. When she said it I automatically assumed that she was saying that she should've been there with Kirika, but I suppose that doesn't make much sense... Well, far as I can tell Chloe always idolized Kirika, so it's possible that she was jealous of everything that Kirika had and that may have included her friendship with Mirelle and her time in Paris. I'm definitely gonna hafta think about this some more.

[The HentaiMaster]

I have another question for you.

Why did chloe said that it should have been her to went to paris with Mirelle and not Kirika. Wsa she jelus or sommething.

Interesting question, to be honest I never even thought of it like that. When she said it I automatically assumed that she was saying that she should've been there with Kirika, but I suppose that doesn't make much sense... Well, far as I can tell Chloe always idolized Kirika, so it's possible that she was jealous of everything that Kirika had and that may have included her friendship with Mirelle and her time in Paris. I'm definitely gonna hafta think about this some more.

I kinda thought of it but in the same time i feel bad for Chloe cose she did not have a sucha "nice life" like isolated in this "place" with Arutena u know far from annything interesting u know. So she might be jelus of her cose she had is "easy" u know a better plase to live a better life u know that is how i think of it but try to fing out for real if u can.