Just a random thought I had

godix · Post by **godix** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:14 pm

Any female, and most guys probably, knows that there are some men who ALWAYS talk to a womans boobs. I wonder how many females learn ventriloquism for sole purpose of having their tits talk back?

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:27 pm

i usually just ignore it O.o

godix · Post by **godix** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:38 pm

Mind sending me a photo of your chest so I can practice my lines on the off chance I ever met you in person?

"Hi, how are you guys? You're looking perky today. Just hanging around huh?"

Or perhaps I could serenade them.

"Touch me, it's so easy to leave me
All alone with the mammary of my days in the sun
If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is.
Mammaries! All alone in the moonlight!"

I'd continue but right now my wife is beating me about the head repeatedly which kinda makes typing hard.

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:42 pm

hehh... yea... no. not going to do it

godix · Post by **godix** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:36 am

Awwww. No one ever lets me have fun.

Serv0 · Post by **Serv0** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:53 am

I'll send you a picture of my chest.

But I'm assuming that's not exactly what you're looking for huh.

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:32 pm

i enjoy visualizing your wife "beating you about the head repeatedly" though thanks for the mental image XD

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:56 pm

Serv0 wrote:I'll send you a picture of my chest.

But I'm assuming that's not exactly what you're looking for huh.

He may not, but i'm not picky

lol

But in all honesty, i would pay serious money to see a woman who could use ventriloquism on her breasts.

JudgeHolden · Post by **JudgeHolden** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:06 pm

If you just grab on to them it makes it easier to look the girl in the eyes ...

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:09 pm

JudgeHolden wrote:If you just grab on to them it makes it easier to look the girl in the eyes ...

Maybe for you...