Worst thing to say at a con

SQ · Post by SQ » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:00 pm

I'm cosplaying as the opposite sex on Friday at AWA, but I doubt anyone will figure it out since most of you don't know what sex I am, anyway.

AMV_4000 · Post by **AMV_4000** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:02 pm

SQ wrote:I'm cosplaying as the opposite sex on Friday at AWA, but I doubt anyone will figure it out since most of you don't know what sex I am, anyway.

you pretty much gave it away there... for anyone who didnt know...

SQ · Post by SQ » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:03 pm

I did?

How so?

[GC] God · Post by **[GC] God** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:53 pm

Corran wrote:Yell at the top of your lungs:

"The AMV Contest has been canceled and the Cosplay Contest has been extended an extra hour to fill the timeslot!"

you see, now this ones as messed up as pretending you have SARS in toronto[which WILL get you quarentined, and then given a bunch of shots]

SQ · Post by SQ » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:31 pm

Try "I bought you and now I'm going to rape you if it kills me!"

That got some weird looks, because he was trying to run away.

But I did buy the guy. And Were it not for my refund after he escaped, I would've raped him, too! -shakes fist-

(Although, it's not really rape if I bought him... Hmm...)

[GC] God · Post by **[GC] God** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:27 pm

SQ wrote:Try "I bought you and now I'm going to rape you if it kills me!"

That got some weird looks, because he was trying to run away.

But I did buy the guy. And Were it not for my refund after he escaped, I would've raped him, too! -shakes fist-

(Although, it's not really rape if I bought him... Hmm...)

I cant imagine what else you would do with someone after you bought them, play tag? i think not! so spend your money wisely, wait, unless you like forced them to buy you stuff maybe? nope, looks like rape is the only option [and fun was had by all]

Bulghod · Post by **Bulghod** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:54 pm

[GC] God wrote:
SQ wrote:Try "I bought you and now I'm going to rape you if it kills me!"

That got some weird looks, because he was trying to run away.

But I did buy the guy. And Were it not for my refund after he escaped, I would've raped him, too! -shakes fist-

(Although, it's not really rape if I bought him... Hmm...)
I cant imagine what else you would do with someone after you bought them, play tag? i think not! so spend your money wisely, wait, unless you like forced them to buy you stuff maybe? nope, looks like rape is the only option [and fun was had by all]

well you could go down to the trading room and see if you could get some cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards instead

[GC] God · Post by **[GC] God** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:12 pm

Bulghod wrote:
[GC] God wrote:
SQ wrote:Try "I bought you and now I'm going to rape you if it kills me!"

That got some weird looks, because he was trying to run away.

But I did buy the guy. And Were it not for my refund after he escaped, I would've raped him, too! -shakes fist-

(Although, it's not really rape if I bought him... Hmm...)
I cant imagine what else you would do with someone after you bought them, play tag? i think not! so spend your money wisely, wait, unless you like forced them to buy you stuff maybe? nope, looks like rape is the only option [and fun was had by all]
well you could go down to the trading room and see if you could get some cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards instead

thats horrible, what a waste of human purchased flesh, no yu-gi-oh card is worth a human beast of burden! besides yu-gi-oh cards are overrated, trade for those delicious candies my girlfriend never shares when she comes back from japan, muahahaha!!

[GC] God · Post by **[GC] God** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:16 am

you could mention that everything at the con is sold accross the street at the asian market for much cheaper[and you dont need to deal with crazed fans who want to attack you for saying it]

SQ · Post by SQ » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:54 am

If only that were the case at AWA...

Anyway. Another thing.

Wearing a shirt that says:

"I'm with Rozard's Mom
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