If you were an anime character...

Pyle · Post by **Pyle** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:03 pm

1. I would not stand by watching them charge up some unstoppable super attack, I would hit them as hard and as fast as I could.

2. If he does somehow charge the superattack, I would not sit there and watch it just come flying towards me. I would fucking dodge it like a ninja.

3. Instead of explaining my strategy to them while I fight, I will keep it a secret, so that I can kill them with it.

4. If a rebel leader comes along and gathers people to his cause with the whole "If we stand together, we can win!", I will immediately eradicate his organization and crucify him in front of the people. That way, I can make the people weary in case the real thing ever comes along.

5. If I have some incredible super weapon, I will not use it as a last resort, but instead as early and as often as possible.

6. I will not blatantly underestimate the power of every enemy that I cross.

7. If the enemy is standing still, I will assume that he is a being of incredible power, and will not charge at him in a linear fashion.

8. If I ever have any advisors or friends, I will sometimes actually follow their advice.

9. If I were to take their princess as my bride and she goes with the "I love the powerful ones" bit, I would defintely have her killed, as she would probably betray me the second a rebel leader came along.

10. If I could move so fast that I couldn't be seen, I would move that way ALL THE TIME instead of just when it seems neccessary.

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Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:08 pm

11. I would plan ahead, and come into battle fully powered up, entering the battle by using my most powerful weapon/attack multiple times.

12. If I knew I could do something my enemy couldn't, I would do it all the time so the don't stand a chance.

13. If I knew my enemy could do something I couldn't, I would either find someone else who could do it for me, or destroy thier advantage if possible, no matter what it may be.

bum · Post by **bum** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:53 pm

14 - I honesty wouldnt give a fuck and would go back to living a normal life as a bunch of flat lines and colours.

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:18 pm

15. Always use hostages as human shields.

16. Never toy around with my enemies when I have them against the ropes. Finish them off, Finish Them Off, FINISH THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are we so evil?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Sun May 08, 2005 11:40 pm

if im fighting against a super powerful being that can kill my ass without trying.....

17. if its a guy, i will do major crotch kicking and other types of dirt fighting. if its a girl, see if she needs a slave cause its a helluva lot harder to fight a super powerful chick. and even worst to lose.

18. make sure you have at least one person with godly power.

19. i'd own some sort of robot/android/mecha.

20. i wouldn't screw up my hair with two tones of colors.

21. get at least one cybernetic limb, preferrably the arm to win alot of bar bets.

YouTube · Post by **derobert** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:39 am

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

CerebralAssamite · Post by **CerebralAssamite** » Mon May 09, 2005 4:19 am

22. Force the artist to draw me an ub3r ultra megazord (taken from power rangers of course) then I could get 4 of my friends we could morph and contorl these zords into battle and blow them away!

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:07 pm

23. Ressurect the Dark Gundam from G-Gundam

24. Get an army of all the Gundams, destroy all the Power Rangers once and for all, and then hunt down all those Pokemon.

25. Rule with an iron fist.

Szwagier · Post by **Szwagier** » Thu May 12, 2005 4:43 pm

26. Tell the chosen babe "I love you" in the first ep (she'll be mine, few eps later anyway, so let me have more fun

)

27.Go to kill the hero myself, instead of sending my weakest servants...

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:56 pm

28. Whenever any resistance appears, crush it with the might of my full army instead of using whatever reject I have patrolling that area.