Stratus Anime Quick Pick (warning...)

[OmniStrata]

The votes were for a Hentai title...

You've been warned...

















Ok, I mentioned that this will be on record, my most vague and shortest review for ANYTHING anime related...

What the fook is "Shower2"? Ok, those of you [there are many I'm sure] who know of the infamous (or famous?) Satosan will recognize this work of his immediately. There is no plan for "domestic" release and I doubt there ever will. Yes, this is a (really bad) digisub review...

Now, some minor info. Who the fook is Satosan? Well, to put it in lamence terms, he was the "brilliant" mind behind the "Human Instrumentality Project (eva hentai episode)". I say brilliant because no 2bit idiot could create something such as that.

Shower2 is a "mild" taste of what deranged creativity can do. It features 3 situations... Tenchi and Sasami (bleck, I'm not into that) Femme Ranma and Ryoga (again, bleck) and what appears to be Madoka Ayukawa and Kyosuke Kasuga.

From an originality standpoint, NOTHING comes close! It's the ultimate (GOOD) parody that Spaceballz and those other pathetically animated anime sex spoofs were meant to be! One, the animation, though made up mostly of "cycled" footage, was detailed! None of this 3 frame per second crap that we see in PFS. (no offense intended mj... ^_^) It parodys popular anime characters in sexual situations, I don't know how much more sickeningly "original" it gets.

It's a digisub. A BAD one. The capture is quite horrid. Though not NEARLY as bad as some DBZ videos I've seen. ^_^ I'm sure that even if I had the DVD imported (yeah right...) it would probably be clearer, but it's a CENSORED hentai. Yes, those Japanese pubic laws again...

Sound: the sound is ATROCIOUSLY HILARIOUS! The "mulching" noises coming from the anime characters' "vital" areas will have you laughing till your neighbors wonder what weed you're smoking and decide whether to come over and have some! The "grunts/moans" come from the original seiyuus of the characters via digital magic from some of Satosan's assistants. So yes, that's Ranma's femme voice you hear grunting multiple times. That's what my ears tell me anyway but... DAMN! [falls down laughing...]

Action: Just sex. Interesting positions at times but still, rather bland...

Lip Synch: None to speak of. They're mouths move, but they "voice" randomly and at odd times... 0_0 wtf?!

Effort: One thing is certain, this guy didn't just slap this together in 3 days notice. He worked his proverbial ass of for this thing! Preview at the end of the file states that there's MORE than one ep! ??? Ok...

As a hentai, this thing sucks. As a fanwork animated dojin, this thing is 2nd to the Human Instrumentality Project. Both of them by the same creator, I thought the HiP was just better directed. [x-ray shots are cool too...]

Reviewable: I think I'll go delete this file after I show my friends how skilled Japanese Otaku truely can be...

Scores:

Originality: 9
Capture: 5
Sound: 4 (but it's funny nonetheless)
Action: 2
Lip Synch: 1 (or rather, wha?)
Digital FX: 9 (forgot to mention this, but he digitized the shit out of this thing...)
Effort: 9
Overall: 6
Reviewable: # (Perhaps I'll delete it a LITTLE bit later... )

This is your vote, and next time, I'll think of coming up with a more "tolerable" poll...

Until later, ^_^!

[Hitori]

Yes, something more tolerable next time! 8)