Rules of ACROSS
1. Do not talk about ACROSS
2. Do not wear white loafers after August
3. Do not forget Ilpalazzo's birthday
4. If it's not Ilpalazzo's birthday, buy him a present anyway (he likes presents!)
5. Don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave the Secret HQ
6. Always look both ways before falling in the pit
7. There is no Rule #7
8. No Puchuus
9. Never serve cocktail wieners without toothpicks
10. Always remember, we are trying to conquer the world (the word wold should be scratched out and replaced with a handwritten "City")
Let's see some enthusiasm out there!
ACROSS is just a spoof name for a "technically" secret base
