Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:52 pm

yuppa wrote:pedo bear: Hey little girl!! wann eat my twinkie? its full of sweeeet cream!

That was just pure evil, man.

Vandread
Jura: Barnette, what are having for dessert?
Barnette: Come to my room later and give you your favorite!
Jura:

You mean..............
Barnette: A pair of peaches and my special pie; all topped with whip cream, your choice of syrup, a cherry for each peach, and one cherry to top the pie.

Jura: My mouth is watering already.

Ooh! And so is my...............

bruceleescorpse · Post by **bruceleescorpse** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:58 pm

Gaara: I'm the sandman... I come to your bed to... never mind, I'll save it for tonight.

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:01 pm

if you thougth that was evil....

Pedo bear: I love little boys...They are so tight and virginy

Ill be here all week!! thank you!!

bruceleescorpse · Post by **bruceleescorpse** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:03 pm

Rhinne wrote:Naruto

Kimimaru: I can grow my bone at will.

Gaara: Ever heard that song, 'sex on the beach'?

Gaara: I promise I wont get sand between the sheets.

Lee: Somebody told me I'm in the springtime of youth and I want a second opinion.

Wolf's Rain

Kiba (wolf's rain): Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. (I cant remember the song I got that from XD)

Tsume (wolf's rain): Wanna do it doggy style?

Blue/Buru (wolf's rain): Ever done it with a bitch?

It's from "Bad Touch" by "Blood Hound Gang"

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:39 pm

Ed: My car is parked right outside, how'd you like to go for a ride?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:07 am

I originally posted these in the Peter Griffin thread.

megaman917 wrote:KZZZZZT

Rei: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asuka: YES! YES! YES! OH GOD YES!

Rei: *breathing heavily* MORE! MORE! MORE!
Asuka: RIGHT THERE! THAT'S THE SPOT! MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rei: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!
Asuka: UHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T STOP!

Rei: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD YES!
Asuka: *breathing heavily* UHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rei & Asuka: YES! YES! YES! OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rei & Asuka: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Asuka & Rei walk out of a building*
Rei: *smiles and blushes* Umm, Asuka?
Asuka: Yeah, Rei?
Rei: *smiles and blushes* Uh, when can we do this again?
Asuka: We can come here and get our hair washed again tomorrow.
Rei: *smiles and blushes* I'd like that.

NEW HERBAL ESSESCENSES SHAMPOO, NOW IN FIVE NEW....................

KZZZZZT

megaman917 wrote:KZZZZZT

Kagome: Inuyasha, SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!!!!
Kagome: I need to treat your injuries. Now take off your kimono.
*Kagome sits on top of Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Nothing doing.
Kagome: Come on, you got seriously injured yesterday in several places. You need first aid. Now get undressed!
*Kagome sits on top of Inuyasha fighting with him to get his clothes off*
Inuyasha: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
Kagome: I SAID GET UNDRESSED!
TROJAN MAN!

KZZZZZT

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:26 am

That's.... just wrong....

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:09 pm

I can see rei and asuka washing each others hair at the same time... orgasming as they rinse it out

bruceleescorpse · Post by **bruceleescorpse** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:02 pm

Ichigo: My Zanpaku-to isn't the only thing that's big.

greenrider85 · Post by **greenrider85** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:14 pm

yourichi: want to see my true form?