Hilarious Quotes...

[FirestormXIII]

D's hand is funny...
In Bloodlust, his wisecracks are at an all time high!

Indeed they are.
"You ever heard the phrase 'to close for comfort'? Well that was uncomfortable. Damn uncomfortable."-D's hand

And a couple more from Excel Saga:

"Hyatt, I have a question."
"What's that, Senior Excel?"
"Where the f*ck are we?"-Excel and Hyatt(Anyone notice how they use Hatchan and Hyatt interchangeably in the series?)

"And so, my life was taken in a distant, foreign land. And I found myself in a mysterious place with strange people. And when I finally made it back home, my wife had taken to a friend's bed! Ohhhh, I can't stand a life like this! This is...this is you fault, Gomez!"
"Gomez knows that voice. Is that Pedro?!"

[Gaikotsu]

"It's important that people don't find out we're Kakkuseijin head divers." -Hinoki, Betterman

"Bathroom stall scribbles, show me the correct path so I can escape!" -Excel, Excel Saga (not sure if that's the exact quote)

"Hey you! Stop suddenly appearing in front of me!" -Pilot Candidate

"He could buy all the sandwich factories with that kind of money!" -Meryl Stryfe, Trigun

"How dare you attack us, Maicho Newspaper?!" -Yuka Kikushima, Geobreeders

"You look so much like her, I don't care if you are a man!" -Volun, Slayers

"My name is Space Butler." -Space Butler, Excel Saga

I know I've got more, but I can't think of them at the moment.

[OmniStrata]

heh, a fave...


"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Pedro (Excel Saga)

[imadude]

first some puchuus

ohhh that hurt you makea me breed

ohhh why you kill me so easily

my pancreas

Leader of stick and balls:you beat my men but im know as the ball flicker form hell

excel:did you say balls licker from hell

LOSAB:not balls licker dammit ball flicker

Nabasheen:space butler i sense you ahhhhhhh

[Gaikotsu]

Here's a few more:

"He's a fucking lobster!" -Angel Cop

"Now that's stock dialogue!" -Lina Inverse, Slayers

"You took off her clothes? Even I haven't seen that yet!!" -Dark Schneider, Bastard!!

"WOMEN ARE DEMONS!" -First line in Vandread

"I'm defective!" -Lime Saber Marionette J

[Chaos Angel]

"The handsome hero always wins against the ugly villian!"
-Dark Schneider, Bastard!

[clickbangburn]

"lesson, lesson, if you see a stranger, follow him!"
-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"LORD, what the HELL am i doing here?!"
-Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun

[TnAdct1]

Another good one that I remember:

"Ein, you're a Cow Woof-Woof." -Ed, Cowboy Bebop

Joe Klemm

[Furankurinu Peteru]

heres a few Ed quotes

"Foody food food. Do you have any? Yes you don't! No you do!" - Edward

"A pudding! [[Eats the blob]] I can’t eat anymore…" - Edward