-60000000 BC - meteorite strikes earth kills all the dinausaurs gives rise to human lifeform
-meteorite=Lilith's egg
-18 forms of life evolved, 17 went into hybernation (the angels)
Humans dominated until in 1995 ad they found the shell of the egg
which was very hard, so they made geofront in it
[follow me so far?]
In 1995 a corp. called GEHIRN was doing some bio research there
they recruted Fiutsky and his lab aprrentice Yui Ikarri
In 1997 Yui meets Gendo, introduces him to Fiutsky who did not like him
2000 BOOM a meteorite strikes south pole
and the Gehirn found Adam in it (1st Angel) so they did some research and found out that:
-humanity is in deep shit
-the reason they (Katsuragi's research team that included Gendo and Yui) started 2nd impact was because Adam was nearly ready to hatch and that would put other 17 species out of hybernation (angels+adam = bad, no way to stop it). So they said fuck it , lets nuke it and we MIGHT kill 3 billion peole, but its better than losing 6
so 2nd impact occured
The Gehirn was dismantled as head researcher Katsuragi (his daughter Misato survived though) died in the blast and it turned into Seele
Gehirn did turn into Seele i mean
Just a change of management
1 year after the 2nd impact Yui gives birth to a son = shinji
Gendo and Yui work day and night analyzing data from the adam in the would be 2nd impact crater. They create Evageleon (Project E) 3 years later. The purpose of eva was to somehow help the survivors adapt to the new climate after the 2nd impact
2003
They attempt the first eva activation experiment
It failed = Yui is trapped inside (Eva's AT field = human soul, here unit 01 at field = Yui)
(Shinji was watching that btw so he knew everything all along subconciously)
GENDO WAS PISSED at no other but GOD HIMSELF!
So he said FUCK THE PROJECT EVA!
I WANT MY YUI BACK!
[somewhere between the 2nd impact and eva experiment Futsky joins Seele]
Gendo proposes a new project to the Seele's comitee - instrumentality, the next step in human evolution.He made it atrractive to the Seele by proposing to MERGE ANGELS with HUMANS through EVANGELEONS (!!!IMPORTANT!!!).Since evangeleons are a product of Lilith's(the angel that gave birth to all life see start of this explanation) flesh and a human soul
Seele aproved this gave his project the funding needed.
Gendo forms Seele's special branch - NERV
But what he realy had in mind is to turn the whole evolution around by turning all people into a giant lcl soup - primorial soup where all the life started. He had the twisted idea that that way his soul can be reunited with Yui's
''a world with no at fields'', remeber?
Thats different from the project Seele thought he was running, see?
So he needs something that will accomodate the Liliths soul in order to destroy borders between human souls (as Lilith=birth of all life => most powerfull soul and hence the strongest at field)
The answer is REI! =>''Empty husk'' designed for that purpose
Along the way he has an affair with Akagi, Ritsuko's mother.
And we all know how that ended. Ritsuko and Misato joined NERV by that time (infact Rit-chan was working with her mother)
So now its 2015. Time to harvest the results of instrumentality project.
And my-oh-my its not ready!
And angels are back!
Various batlles take place , so Shinji , Asuka and Rei kick angel ass.
Seele is getting suspicious cause they had the dead sea scrolls that told them what would happen when and Gendo's actions were not in line with them.
So they send Kaji to spy on him.But Kaji was a working 2 ways . He did kidnap Fiutskyi for Seele though.Seele made him confess and holy shit looks like Gendo is doing instrumentality for personal reasons!
Gendo knows that Kaji works two way so he gets rid of him. But Kaji passes the info on to misato (in the pill while they shagged). Then the project instrumenatlity is still blown out of proportion by various damages that are inflicted by angels, especialy Zariel (ribbon one that got eaten by unit 01)
Tts like this: Seele asks Gendo - we know u have angels but WHY THE FUCK DO U BOTHER WITH DEFENSE WHEN U COULD FINISH THE INSTRUMENTALITY?
Gendo says : well u see hq got a little fucked up blah blah[lies]
Seele: thats no excuse
Gendo:[to himself] better hurry
So he speeds things up but after the battle with Zariel Shinji was trapped inside an Eva and Seele wants to question him! Gendo afraid that he might tell something important to Seele so he hands Ritsuko over to them instead!
Seele persuades Ritsuko to help them and tells her their concerns about Gendo.
Rit-chan tells everything she knows to Misato and Shinji (Eva graveyard, lots of Rei's)
[shock horror]
Now cause of the hasty preparation gando lacked the recourses to repair Evas.Lack of pilots (morale and sink ratios hit rock bottom for Asuka) and recources (Eva is seriously damaged and must remain in cryo stasis) forced Rei to fight with no backup against the 16th Angel
{SELFDISTRUCT}
{BOOOOOOOM} NOOOOOOOO< REI!
Gendo: oh - oh Seele will not like this
So he clones her (again)and makes up a rediculos story about Rei surving the blast.
Seele is apauled by the lies.They realise Gendo's tratchery just in time to trow everything they have got at NERV.
-they send Kaoru first (the last angel)
[end of eva]
-they try to hack into MAGI computer but fail again
[well before they tired sending kaouru]
So they used the japanese army, UN and SSDF (strategic self-defence force) combined army to attack the geofront.
Gendo was ready with his plan but
REI REJECTED HIM AT THE LAST MOMENT
AND MERGED WITH LILITH TO MERGE LATER WITH SHINJI (cause she realised that gendo was evil and used her while Shinji did care about her but thats just my guess).And she felt responsible for him cause her soul was that of a copy of Yui's soul (thats Gendo's work)
Seele realise that they fucked up (oh shit the third impact started - how did that happen?) - accepted the fate that Gendo broght on them and mankind. But they didnt know the fate of mankind was in Shinjis hands [shinji =pissed at the moment]. Shinji wants a nice peaceful hole for himself where he would not be hated by anyone and therefore not get hurt (can u realy blame him? his childhood was terrible as was his fate) That creates the world full of lcl - one of many possibilities. He decides that it was not such a good idea after all and changes everything back to normal. But he has undergone a serious mental trauma - hence trying to kill Asuka at the end. But his love for her overcame all!
The End.
P.S. Am I the MAN or am I the MAN?! 8)
P.P.S. hands in terrible pain..... hope this clears things up for some people (cough Milktoast cough)
P.P.P.S. well I edited this out of a conversation I had the other day, so sorry about the mistakes
P.P.P.P.S. Arent P.S.'s great?
P.P.P.P.P.S. This explains just the plot. You have to figure the idea of the show on your own. What you see depends on your view of things in general, so there is no right or wrong answer here.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Hope you had fun reading this!
