skanks wrote:The only thing i know about canadiens are that Americans hate them.
hmm, i wouldn't go as far as say hate, some (well, a lot of) americans think were totaly backwards but oh well. If americans hated us then they would have found soem reason to invade us and turn us in to the 51st state.
skanks wrote:
If you think thats bad, should get a load of the Aussies,
we think we are renouned for our mateship and friendliness.
Furthermore, the Australian Instatute of Sport are annoying bastards, cause we have some good swimmers they obsess over it, i mean swimming for the love of god.. WHO CARES!
meh, here in canada we obsess about hockey and our players aren't really all that good. Exspecialy when you compare them to russians and their ilk, we get our asses kicked, this holds true particularly in teh sub professional levels of teh sport as well.
but thats enough f that i hate sports i can tell you a funny sorty. One of my friends had a friend who moved to florida from canada when he was in about grade 7 (were seniors in high school now). But this guy used to fuck with the heads of those florida kids so much ... lets see what were some of the stories he said ...
Back in canda it's so cold if you take a piss outside in the summer you have to walk backwards so you don't get icecles on your dick
when we lived in canada we were a pretty rich family so we had about 8 dogsleds, so we traded them in for a car before we crossed the border.
were also pretty lucky because our house ahd electricity, my neigbor didn't and he had to use a wood stove to heat his place... we'd ahve run an extension cord to him so he could use a heater but he was 30 miles away. (he said he lived in brampton too ... it's sparse but not that sparse)
he said a bunch of other shit too ... and apparantly the american kids belived him and felt sorry for him ... i wonder if they ever found out he was bullshitting them ... or if they cared enough to find out ...
lol theres one story of a baseball player that was traded to the Toronto Blue Jays and he refused to paly for us because he didn't want to ahve to learn to speak french ... it's funny becasue almost no one in toronto speaks french unless they want to impress somone. And if they do speak french 9/10 times they speak english jsut as well.
ok enough dumb stories ...
