What Anime Characters Would Never Say

Yaroku · Post by **Yaroku** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:39 pm

This is fun
goku: is my hair to high?
ash: pikachu....i hate you ...u r not that cool anymore
vegita: should i get a job?...i have a kid...
keitaro: maybe that little girl tricked me
pikachu(think):why couldnt i get a girl trainer?
kai(onegai):i wonder if ill get a kid with tentacles
inuyasha:kagome...can i sniff you?
kagome:inuyasha...you re not the kind of dog that humps legs right?
kaname:sousuke i feel horny when you wear the bonta_kun outfit
sousuke:kaname can you deffend me for a change?
eclair:lummiere can i have the ship for a date tonight?
yoh:ana you re a bitch!!!
ryohko:am i that huge?
...lol................

Gepetto · Post by **Gepetto** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:57 pm

Ikari Gendo: I want a hug

Edward Elric: Screw this, I'm better off with a mecha arm anyways...

Urashima Keitaro: Wel OF COURSE I slapped your ass on purpouse what the hell do you take me for?

HatsuharusAngel · Post by **HatsuharusAngel** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:33 pm

heres some-

Gaara-i don't wanna kill you today...I WANNA TAKE UP KNITTING!!

Kyo-wow Yuki you're SOOOOO cool!!!

Naruto-ugh i HATE RAMEN!!!

Gaara-i hate the beach...too much sand

the prince yuki fan club-WE HATE YUKI!!!!!!!!

Choji..man..i need to go on a diet

Shino-Anybody got some bug spray...LOTS of bug spray???

Kyo-*singing*....i want meow mix meox mix meow mix.

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:03 am

Hello Kitty-I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

Naraku-Can't we all just get along?!

Gluttony-I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite

Sousuke Sagara-I really don't want to blow stuff up. I just want to go shoe shopping!!

Barry the Chopper-Now can't we resolve this peacefully?!

Sesshomaru-I decided to join the Peace Corps so I can help people!!

Sepiroth-Does this make me look fat?

SSJVegita0609 · Post by **SSJVegita0609** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:12 pm

Any anime character ever:

"The American military is clearly superior to that of Japan"

"Christianity is A-OK"

"Giant robots are completely impractical!"

"This curly pink hair that somehow defies the laws of both physics and theromodynamics? Yeah, that's 100% all natural."

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:17 pm

Gaara- Dammit! I got sand in my shoes!

Sai urishimo · Post by **Sai urishimo** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:27 pm

naruto:Sakuras a bloated idiot and I hate that freak Iruka!
Sakura:Shut up Sasuke you freak!
Choji:DEATH YO BARBEQUE!!!
Sasuke:I love you sakura! (or) Itachi lets go get some ramen together!
Shikamaru:IM SO ENERGETIC TODAY! LETS GO ON A MISSION!

Ino:Sakura is my bud CHA!

HatsuharusAngel · Post by **HatsuharusAngel** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:03 am

already posted before but i thought of some more

Ash(pokemon)-...ok thats IT!!this has been going on for 10 years people!! I QUIT!!i'm not catching anymore pokemon i mean theres like 100000000 of them now and i've only caught like 30!!

kiba(wolf's rain)-ahhh nothing like a good flea bath

Momiji-...i'm thinking of going goth..

Akito-Who else wants to skip through a field of flowers??

shino-....seriously people...WHERES THAT BUG SPRAY!?!?!?!??!

JClubNumberOne · Post by **JClubNumberOne** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:35 pm

I'm not quite sure if this is apropiate or allowed, but please delete it if too inapropiate.

Ash-Oh Misty! can you cum here for a second?

Misty-

Ash; can't you wait until after this program? besides, it's TV-Y7. There are little kids watching our every movement!

Ash-Do you think I give a rat's *ss what these kids think? Now bend down, **tch!
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Rock Lee-

I'm the handsome devil of the leaf village and... yata yata yata.

Might Guy-NO NO NO! with more enthusiasm!

Rock Lee-

Look. The only reason that I put up with your sh*t is that I'm getting payed 500 yen an hour. So if I have to practice what I have to say before I kick some loser's *ss, I will rip your tongue out and lick my d*ck with it; you got that Might "be a" Guy?
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that's pretty much I have to offer.

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:31 pm

These are actual movie quotes, so the extra challenge is for the reader to guess their origin.

Gundam SEED:

Kira: "Wade into them! Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly! When you put your hand into that pile of goo, which a moment before was your friend's face, you'll know what to do!"

InuYasha

InuYasha: "No wonder this piece of junk failed. It says it's made in Japan!"

Full Metal Panic!

Souske: "I've got nowhere else to go!"

Evangelion

Shinji: "Remember how I told you I would kill you last because I liked you? I LIED!"

Azumanga Daioh

Yukari: "Bueller?"

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