Hilarious Quotes...
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My turn for some funny quotes, this time from the Berserk outtakes reel, which is about the only funny thing about this show:
Gatts: "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?"
Brown pony-tailed hair guy (name escapes my head): (about Gatts) "I love him." (I take it the English seiyuu probably know about the shonen ai between Gatts and Griffith
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Caska: "You weren't listening, were you?"
Gatts: (imitating Caska) "You weren't listening, were you?"
Griffith belting out Whitney Houston's (sp?) "I Got Nothing."
Griffith: (while in the middle of his "I've Got Nothing" bit, with Charlotte walking away) "I said don't walk away."
Boy soldier: "If this bird craps on my arm, I'm eating it."
Gatts: "All right, who's going to jerk me off?"
Joe Klemm
Gatts: "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?"
Brown pony-tailed hair guy (name escapes my head): (about Gatts) "I love him." (I take it the English seiyuu probably know about the shonen ai between Gatts and Griffith

Caska: "You weren't listening, were you?"
Gatts: (imitating Caska) "You weren't listening, were you?"
Griffith belting out Whitney Houston's (sp?) "I Got Nothing."
Griffith: (while in the middle of his "I've Got Nothing" bit, with Charlotte walking away) "I said don't walk away."
Boy soldier: "If this bird craps on my arm, I'm eating it."
Gatts: "All right, who's going to jerk me off?"
Joe Klemm
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outtakes Magic User Club (I'm surprised at how good the dub was, but it's Media Blasters and they DO know their stuff)
Aw, to hell with them... - Nanako
I can't find my line... - forgot who said this...
I think "I can't find my line..." was used in a bunch of Tokyo Pop outtakes and like millions of other outtakes on DVD Extras. ^_^
"These jewels are NOT part of the bargain..." - Ri Meifon (after she's done getting breast "frisked")
"Aww yeah, arrest me baby oh ho ho..." - Kusanagi (Blue Seed)
"Who's going to be that next lucky elf?!" (Those who Hunt Elves' Junpei ^_^)
"We are going to strip down every last elf in the land..." - Ritsuko (TWHE)
"...and scrutinize them in the butt." - Airi (TWHE)
"I know of a certain dog who can strap on a saddle and we can ride her ass..." - Junpei to Celcia (TWHE)
GOD JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE DUB FOR THIS AMAZING SHOW! KUDOS TO ADV FILMS! ^_^
THIS THREAD IS SO KILLING ME! MAKE IT STICKY!
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outtakes Magic User Club (I'm surprised at how good the dub was, but it's Media Blasters and they DO know their stuff)
Aw, to hell with them... - Nanako
I can't find my line... - forgot who said this...

I think "I can't find my line..." was used in a bunch of Tokyo Pop outtakes and like millions of other outtakes on DVD Extras. ^_^
"These jewels are NOT part of the bargain..." - Ri Meifon (after she's done getting breast "frisked")
"Aww yeah, arrest me baby oh ho ho..." - Kusanagi (Blue Seed)
"Who's going to be that next lucky elf?!" (Those who Hunt Elves' Junpei ^_^)
"We are going to strip down every last elf in the land..." - Ritsuko (TWHE)
"...and scrutinize them in the butt." - Airi (TWHE)
"I know of a certain dog who can strap on a saddle and we can ride her ass..." - Junpei to Celcia (TWHE)
GOD JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE DUB FOR THIS AMAZING SHOW! KUDOS TO ADV FILMS! ^_^
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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Other funny quotes that I like from MAT3K 2002:
(during an explanation of how the two main characters can only stay merged for only 3 1/2 minutes) "An EVA can last 5 minutes."
(main dinosaur to the rest of the dinosaurs) "STOP SUCKING!!!"
(after one of sidekicks has a dumb idea on how to stop the evil rats) "You're fired."
(during the drill salute) "Pull my finger." "Pull my finger."
"Meanwhile, the Tokyo Tower's about to have another bad day."
(not sure of actual quote)
"It's just like Optimus Prime's death in Transformers the Movie."
"Optimus Prime dies?!?
Joe Klemm
(during an explanation of how the two main characters can only stay merged for only 3 1/2 minutes) "An EVA can last 5 minutes."
(main dinosaur to the rest of the dinosaurs) "STOP SUCKING!!!"
(after one of sidekicks has a dumb idea on how to stop the evil rats) "You're fired."
(during the drill salute) "Pull my finger." "Pull my finger."
"Meanwhile, the Tokyo Tower's about to have another bad day."
(not sure of actual quote)
"It's just like Optimus Prime's death in Transformers the Movie."
"Optimus Prime dies?!?
Joe Klemm
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"It's fun. It's REALLY fun. I enjoyed being in combat with Elle!" - Gau Ban (Shadow Skills)
"Of course, with so little to offer, I can see why you try to cover it up! So come on little miss princess, I dare you!" [slap] [slap-slap] - Ryoko to Ayeka in onsen (Tenchi Muyo OAVs)
"It's fun. It's REALLY fun. I enjoyed being in combat with Elle!" - Gau Ban (Shadow Skills)
"Of course, with so little to offer, I can see why you try to cover it up! So come on little miss princess, I dare you!" [slap] [slap-slap] - Ryoko to Ayeka in onsen (Tenchi Muyo OAVs)
"Strength lies in action. Let the weak react to me..." - Kamahl, Pit Fighter from Magic: the Gathering
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
"That is a mistake many of my enemies make. They think before they act. I act before I think!" - Vortigern from Merlin ('98)
"I AM REBORN!" - Dark Schneider Bastard!! OAV
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