What Anime Characters Would Never Say

Melanchthon · Post by **Melanchthon** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:34 pm

Yes, more Vash.

Vash: Meryl, will you please stop bugging me? You look like my mother, and that kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. *nervous giggle*

Vash: Man, I'd kill for a doughnut right now.
Legato: What a coincidence; so would I.

Vash: How about a kiss from your little brother?
Knives: You have the wrong script, Vash. But, as you're offering...

x_rex30 · Post by **x_rex30** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:16 pm

I don't picture any saying... "I'm an anime character" Haven't seen it yet

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:21 am

Shinji: FTSITTTD!!! (Fuck This Shit It's Time To Throw Down)

Kitsune: Yeah... sex and booze bore me now; anyone wanna watch The History Channel?

Misty: Who needs the bike when I got Ash to ride!?

Togepi:

Tainted_Eden · Post by **Tainted_Eden** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:31 am

Togepi: *is a big mushy mess of blood 'cause Ash stepped on it*

Yay!

Sai: Naruto, you have honestly 'inspired' me with your 'way of the ninja'. Think one day you could 'show' me your 'way' of the 'ninja'? *winkwink* I think it'd be quite the 'experience' for both of us.

Gauron: Why, YES, Kashiim, I have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Why do you ask?

Touga: Utena, I shall now place my love lance into your love sheath! (taken from the wonderful place known as Weeping Cock)

Aliana · Post by **Aliana** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:34 am

Tainted_Eden wrote:Van: I love you too Dilandau! *shoots him with an AK47* I love you dead, bitch.

Dear god in hell that was funny!

valeyard · Post by **valeyard** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:53 am

Inuyasha: "Whatever you say Kagome!"

Spike Spiegel: "Okay everyone, let's talk about our feelings."

Vegeta: "Goku? You looked upset earlier. Are you all right? Maybe we
should talk abou it."

Goku: "Aw, screw the Earth! Let Buu kill it, and we'll go live on Namek!"

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:50 am

Rei: No.

Yugi: Silly noob, that not how you play!

Ichigo: Are we still on Namek?

Kenshin: Bow to your sensei... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI.

Minmei: Rick! Me so horny! Me love you long time! (Oh, wait... this is the "things the WOULDN'T say" section... whoops)

imphill · Post by **imphill** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:34 am

^^^^^
I think your quote is one...

Malificus · Post by **Malificus** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:18 pm

Melanchthon wrote:Vash: Meryl, will you please stop bugging me? You look like my mother, and that kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. *nervous giggle*

I can see why Vash wouldn't say that. Mainly because he's never met his mother, that and his mother was (probably) a blonde.

Melanchthon · Post by **Melanchthon** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:01 pm

Malificus wrote:I can see why Vash wouldn't say that. Mainly because he's never met his mother, that and his mother was (probably) a blonde.

Well, 'you look like my adoptive mother' didn't sound quite right.