Hilarious Quotes...

Dugan · Post by **Dugan** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 5:29 pm

"You may not use my butt for practice kicks!" --Sailor Moon

dokidoki · Post by **dokidoki** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:23 am

TaranT wrote:LEGEND!! Not me! Certainly not in the same sentence with dokidoki.

"Sakura" r00lz d00d. I've looked for a CD with the song to no avail.

Tim's a legend...I'm just foolin' around with a PC.

In my own mind...

piezuri wrote:Yes, dokidoki is a legend! Sometimes, at night, when you're in the lonely Canadian wilderness, you can hear him yodeling the lyrics to Star Trekkin'...truly frightening!

Thanks for sharing... Now time to scrape you off the starboard bow!

TaranT · Post by **TaranT** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 2:58 am

Hey, thanks for the thumb's up (Omni, too!), but I don't feel comfortable being put in the same class as yourself, or Hsien, or JC, or Lee, or EK, or <insert long list>. You guys have put the time in and done some great vids. I'm not there yet (yet?!).

Let me return the favor by pointing you to the CD you want for the Sakura vid. Tower Records online even claims to have it in stock:
http://www.towerrecords.com/product.asp?pfid=2193177
There are four different singles out, but I'm pretty sure this is the one: the track list matches and it's an EMI pressing, same as mine.

Amazon has a picture, but they have to order it (it's an import):
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 24-8033612

The big caution is that you don't want the original version of this song. Transa took it in a completely different direction, and that's the version I used. The original mix is a cute vocal parody of the dating scene in Silicon Valley:

I saw you in the disco
Last night in San Francisco
The way you use your joystick
It really makes my mouse click

Come sit down on my laptop (cheekah, bow, bow)
And do a little hip-hop (cheekah, bow, bow)
Let's go into the chatroom (cheekah, bow, bow)
And let's do a little boom boom (cheekah, bow, bow)

(Cheekah, bow, bow) )(x4)

I saw you in the disco
Last week in San Francisco
The way you use your joystick
Has really made me feel sick

The doctor checked my hard drive (cheekah, bow, bow)
A virus in my archive (cheekah, bow, bow)
My disc was not protected (cheekah, bow, bow)
And now I am infected (cheekah, bow, bow)

Trepe · Post by **Trepe** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 1:08 am

"Take off your clothes! Beg me!" Kagome and Inuyasha - Inuyasha
"There will be no help!" Piccolo - DBZ
"This is stupid. I'm going home, over." Hayama - Kodocha
"Broom-Head! Rooster-Head! Sweep, sweep, sweep! Cockledoodle-do!" Sano and Cho - Rurouni Kenshin

If we're going with outtakes, it has to be Kenshin:

"It's all about the bling-bling." Saito
"Rock on, Kenshin." Seijiro Hiko
"I wanted to call it Rurouni Shishio, but the damned Meiji Imperialist Producers wouldn't let me." Makoto Shishio

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:57 pm

Outtakes

Samurai: Hunt for the sword

"I've lost, my better half (as he gets chopped in two)" - soldier

Samurai Girl RBHS:

"I want to be your apprentice [raspberry]..." - Ryoko
"I want to know where to gbie bidka cicbe be?" - Blonde secretary whose name isn't mentioned
"I Shizuma Kusanagi am the REAL strongest man in the world! And I went WAAY to long!" - Kusanagi

Magic User Club (these are great):

"I'm standing, in a night gown, by the train, with tomatoes smashed in the background. (snicker)" - Nanako [this quote is too long for my short memory to remember]
"The HILLS are ALIVE, with Sawanoguchi!!!" - Takakura
"Aargh! I SHOULD HAVE USED HEAD AND SHOULDERS!" - Takakura

Sometimes I wonder if these are really outtakes or just gags for us to laugh at...

BigshotSpike · Post by **BigshotSpike** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:26 pm

Real Quotes:

"What a fuckin' tear jerker" -Akai (Kite)
"I wanna do the nasty" -Setsuna (Angel Sanctuary)
"Yuusuke's not your only oponent. Can't you see that I'm still here, waiting to kick you ass!" -Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report)
"Your head's spinning! from...stroking?"-Naota's Father (FLCL)
"Just wait till it grows back!" Tien upon losing his arm (DBZ)
"Pop goes the weazel!" Freeza (DBZ)
"If you ever want me to grope your chest, just let me know" Jonouchi (Boogiepop Phantom)

Out-takes:

"My nipples are huge" sex-robot (Mezzo Forte)

ssj4adam · Post by **ssj4adam** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 11:07 pm

my fav dub is when vegeta is battling hildegarn in dbz movie 13.

he says: "you fucking basterd, you dare touch my house?"
then a minute later u see his house destroyed, hes really pissed an' says: "Thats it, now youve pissed me off."
an' in the process of fighting hildegarn, he yells out: "Fuck you!"

ssj4adam · Post by **ssj4adam** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 11:10 pm

BigshotSpike - i agree w/ u: "Pop goes the weazel!" Frieza (DBZ).

kandelon · Post by **kandelon** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:07 pm

Carrot Glace (Sorceror Hunters: Spell Wars): "No! It's My Destruction God and you can't have it!!"

Damaramu (Dragon Half): "and Damaramu is pretty pissed off too!"

Ranma (Ranma 1/2): "I'm going back to china now; So suck on that, old man!"

Excel (Excel Saga): Imitating Illpalazzo, "What the hell do you want Excel?"
As herself, "I-love-you-so-f*ck-ing-much." (Yes, she really says that)

and LOTS of the Magic Users Club out-takes of course. Like..
Abaratsubo: "Look at my stinky trousers! They are full of poop!"
Sae: "Hey Mr. DJ, put a record on, I wanna dance with my baby."
Takeo: "Supercalafragelistickiksbialadocious....."

Castor Troy · Post by **Castor Troy** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 1:33 pm

"I can see their parachutes! They're ok!" -Tien (DBZ)