funny anime questions
- Kitsuner
- Maximum Hotness
- Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:38 pm
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- Location: Chicago, IL
A: She's really Kanshume's long-lost half-sister...their geneology is very complicated and confusing.
Q: What's in the drink that makes Conan revert to his normal body?
Q: What's in the drink that makes Conan revert to his normal body?
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies..."]
- Ileia
- WHAT IS PINK MAY NEVER DIE!
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- Super Shanko
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- OtakuMan22
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:27 pm
- Location: Rochester, NY
A) Because You Need To Express The Power Of Fighting Love In Many Words Of Passionate Exclamation To Announce The Beginning Of Stupendous Action With Lots Of Sweat And Bravery, YEAH!
Q) Why is it that...
A) And That Love Will Always Triumph Over Wickedness Born From Tormented Children Whose Homes Were Once Amalgamated By Demons From The Dimension of Ruin!
Q) Why...
A) For The Warrior Who Has Spirit Of Greatness Shall Rise From Grave And Smite Wickedness Doers With Sword and Fist of Strength Given By Gods of Goodness!
Q) shut up!
A) Then Evil Will Come With Many Numbers Of Bad Peoples Whose Homes Had Children Who Came From Evil Places...
Q) Shut Up!
A) ...To Seek Revenge On The Good Ones Who Kept Their Cool And Won The Prize of Glory!
Q) SHUT UP!
A) When Climactic Battle Rages Over Planet Of Doom And Despair, The Hope Of The Peoples Shall Empower The Hero To...
Q) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
A) Finish That Which Was Destined And Foretold By The Goddess Of...
*BANG*
A) URK!
*THUD*
Q) Why is it that some anime style characters in RPGs talk so freakin' much when the viewer/player ALREADY knows what's going on and who did what!?
A) I'm Feeling Better!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* *click click click*
B) RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD! SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!
Q)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
~Otaku-Man
Q) Why is it that...
A) And That Love Will Always Triumph Over Wickedness Born From Tormented Children Whose Homes Were Once Amalgamated By Demons From The Dimension of Ruin!
Q) Why...
A) For The Warrior Who Has Spirit Of Greatness Shall Rise From Grave And Smite Wickedness Doers With Sword and Fist of Strength Given By Gods of Goodness!
Q) shut up!
A) Then Evil Will Come With Many Numbers Of Bad Peoples Whose Homes Had Children Who Came From Evil Places...
Q) Shut Up!
A) ...To Seek Revenge On The Good Ones Who Kept Their Cool And Won The Prize of Glory!
Q) SHUT UP!
A) When Climactic Battle Rages Over Planet Of Doom And Despair, The Hope Of The Peoples Shall Empower The Hero To...
Q) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
A) Finish That Which Was Destined And Foretold By The Goddess Of...
*BANG*
A) URK!

Q) Why is it that some anime style characters in RPGs talk so freakin' much when the viewer/player ALREADY knows what's going on and who did what!?
A) I'm Feeling Better!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* *click click click*
B) RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD! SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!
Q)



~Otaku-Man
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- megaman917
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A: Alright! Calm down, relax, start breathing. Fuck it, take him out.
Sniper (with tranquilizer gun and silencer): bang!
Sniper: Target down.
Q: How old is Shippo? He looks like he is wise beyond his years.
Sniper (with tranquilizer gun and silencer): bang!
Sniper: Target down.
Q: How old is Shippo? He looks like he is wise beyond his years.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- Merm
- Joined: Tue May 18, 2004 11:39 am
- Location: UAC Mars Research Facility, Olduvai Weapon of Choice: BFG 9000 Mk2
A: He is only 12 actually. As those with younger siblings know, they think they know everything.
Q: Why, oh why, hasn't Shippo been eaten yet?
Q: Why, oh why, hasn't Shippo been eaten yet?
The most expedient way to avert crisis is always by the indiscriminate extinction of anything that stands in your way.
"Give me the power to kill with impunity! I'll put it to damn good use!" - Black Mage
"Give me the power to kill with impunity! I'll put it to damn good use!" - Black Mage
- Kitsuner
- Maximum Hotness
- Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:38 pm
- Status: Top Breeder
- Location: Chicago, IL
A: Japanese historians have revealed that, similar to the blue-arrow tree frogs of the Amazon, fox demons are poisonous to eat, which predators notice by the little bows in their hair.
Q: Why has there not been an anime cashing in on all these popular archetypes, featuring a demon-vampire changed into a giant robot with tentacles and gets sent to the past to attend elementary school and pass as a human?
Q: Why has there not been an anime cashing in on all these popular archetypes, featuring a demon-vampire changed into a giant robot with tentacles and gets sent to the past to attend elementary school and pass as a human?
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies..."]
- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
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A: You've seen how small and skinny he is. Bigger demon don't even see him as an apetizer, better yet, a light snack. They would need to fatten him up first.
Q1: Why is it that Team Rocket never dies?
Q2: Why is it that Ash & Co. haven't been charged with attempted homicide every time they try to kill Team Rocket?
Q1: Why is it that Team Rocket never dies?
Q2: Why is it that Ash & Co. haven't been charged with attempted homicide every time they try to kill Team Rocket?
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
A1: If we knew what the hell you were talking about, then someone would have answer to your question.Kitsuner wrote:Q: Why has there not been an anime cashing in on all these popular archetypes, featuring a demon-vampire changed into a giant robot with tentacles and gets sent to the past to attend elementary school and pass as a human?
A2: Scientists have been baffled by this for years.
Q1: Why is it that Team Rocket never dies?
Q2: Why is it that Ash & Co. haven't been charged with attempted homicide every time they try to kill Team Rocket?
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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- Location: Wherever the cats are!
A:Because Officer Jenny is too busy processing all the restrainging orders that Brock gets from practically every lady he ever met.
Q:When a character nosebleeds, how many gallons of blood must they loose before finally passing out?

Q:When a character nosebleeds, how many gallons of blood must they loose before finally passing out?
I reject your reality and subsitute my own!
Adam and Jamie -- MythBusters
Adam and Jamie -- MythBusters