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Post by Kitsuner » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:26 pm

A: She's really Kanshume's long-lost half-sister...their geneology is very complicated and confusing.

Q: What's in the drink that makes Conan revert to his normal body?
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Post by Ileia » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:31 pm

A: Goat urine.

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Post by Super Shanko » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:31 pm

Q. why do anime eps. have such long titles like Fist of the north star and the Japanese DBZ?
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Post by OtakuMan22 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:12 pm

A) Because You Need To Express The Power Of Fighting Love In Many Words Of Passionate Exclamation To Announce The Beginning Of Stupendous Action With Lots Of Sweat And Bravery, YEAH!

Q) Why is it that...

A) And That Love Will Always Triumph Over Wickedness Born From Tormented Children Whose Homes Were Once Amalgamated By Demons From The Dimension of Ruin!

Q) Why...

A) For The Warrior Who Has Spirit Of Greatness Shall Rise From Grave And Smite Wickedness Doers With Sword and Fist of Strength Given By Gods of Goodness!

Q) shut up!

A) Then Evil Will Come With Many Numbers Of Bad Peoples Whose Homes Had Children Who Came From Evil Places...

Q) Shut Up!

A) ...To Seek Revenge On The Good Ones Who Kept Their Cool And Won The Prize of Glory!

Q) SHUT UP!

A) When Climactic Battle Rages Over Planet Of Doom And Despair, The Hope Of The Peoples Shall Empower The Hero To...

Q) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

A) Finish That Which Was Destined And Foretold By The Goddess Of...

*BANG*

A) URK! :shock: *THUD*

Q) Why is it that some anime style characters in RPGs talk so freakin' much when the viewer/player ALREADY knows what's going on and who did what!?

A) I'm Feeling Better!

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B) RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD! SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!

Q) :evil: :evil: :evil: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Post by megaman917 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:45 pm

A: Alright! Calm down, relax, start breathing. Fuck it, take him out.

Sniper (with tranquilizer gun and silencer): bang!
Sniper: Target down.

Q: How old is Shippo? He looks like he is wise beyond his years.
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Post by Merm » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:13 pm

A: He is only 12 actually. As those with younger siblings know, they think they know everything.

Q: Why, oh why, hasn't Shippo been eaten yet?
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Post by Kitsuner » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:23 pm

A: Japanese historians have revealed that, similar to the blue-arrow tree frogs of the Amazon, fox demons are poisonous to eat, which predators notice by the little bows in their hair.

Q: Why has there not been an anime cashing in on all these popular archetypes, featuring a demon-vampire changed into a giant robot with tentacles and gets sent to the past to attend elementary school and pass as a human?
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Post by megaman917 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:29 pm

A: You've seen how small and skinny he is. Bigger demon don't even see him as an apetizer, better yet, a light snack. They would need to fatten him up first.

Q1: Why is it that Team Rocket never dies?
Q2: Why is it that Ash & Co. haven't been charged with attempted homicide every time they try to kill Team Rocket?
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Post by megaman917 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:32 pm

Kitsuner wrote:Q: Why has there not been an anime cashing in on all these popular archetypes, featuring a demon-vampire changed into a giant robot with tentacles and gets sent to the past to attend elementary school and pass as a human?
A1: If we knew what the hell you were talking about, then someone would have answer to your question.
A2: Scientists have been baffled by this for years.

Q1: Why is it that Team Rocket never dies?
Q2: Why is it that Ash & Co. haven't been charged with attempted homicide every time they try to kill Team Rocket?
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Post by PeachFan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:46 pm

A:Because Officer Jenny is too busy processing all the restrainging orders that Brock gets from practically every lady he ever met. :lol:



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