Anime Pick-Up Lines/Dirty Talk

greenrider85 · Post by **greenrider85** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:56 pm

winry: hey ed want to see my mechanic skills??

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:45 pm

That's it! Class is now back in session!

Pull out your pens and notebooks.

Today's lesson: How To Surprise An Unsuspecting Member Of The Opposite Sex

FMA
Winry: *on knees putting away tools* Ed, I think you're gonna outgrow your automail soon. You wanna come home for a refitting?
Ed: *lying on couch, and a little exhausted* Nah...
Winry:

But don't you like my automail? I promise to do a better job next time.
Ed: Winry. There are some things that Al and I have to take care of and we don't want to put you in any danger.
Winry:

But, Edward............
Ed: Winry, I have something for you.
Winry: What is it? *starts to get up*
Ed: Don't get up. Just stay exactly where you are. *turn around a pretends to look for something*
Winry: *starts to smile* Ed, you didn't have to.......
Ed: I insist. *approaches her and pretends to hide something behind his back*
Ed: Now open your mouth and close your eyes and then I'll give you your big surprise.
Winry:

Huh?
Ed: Just trust me.
Winry: Oh, alright. *opens mouth and closes eyes. expecting Ed to give her some type of new food or a big kiss*
Ed: Now say "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

. *zippppppppp*

And that was today's lesson.
Now class, what was Ed about to feed to Winry?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:44 pm

The "dumplings" he claims he got from Central.

heres one, you spot Lust, who just finished up her assignment in Liore, she's looking abit bummed out beause of Scar and her memories, you decide to do something to perk her up so....

What is the proper approach to sneaking up behind Lust to give her a big smooch(amongst other things) without getting your ass impaled?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:49 am

Step 01: Find remains of girl from which Lust was created.
Step 02: Find remains of man from which Gluttony was created.
Step 03: Sneak up on Lust.
Step 04: Throw Gluttony's remains on Gluttony and weaken him.
Step 05: Get Lust's attention after or while weakening Gluttony.
Step 06: Weaken Lust with Lust's remains.
Step 07: Position Lust in front of Gluttony and proceed to smooch.
Step 08: (Fill in the blank) (decide what else to do to Lust

)
Step 09: Video tape and or take pictures and threaten to post on internet.
Step 10: Pray that other homunculi are not in immediate area.

Follow these 10 steps and Lust will temporarily forget her memories. After you follow these 10 steps, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! If Lust was satisfied, she'll come to you looking to get some before killing you. If Lust wasn't satisfied she'll find you and kill you and all traces of your existence.

What would be another approach to the given situation?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:02 pm

For a smooch, lie to her and say you have the real P.Stone.

To get some for life, Turn her ass human and hope she doesn't loose her name.

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:02 am

Dante(devil may cry): Wanna see my how much of a demon I can be? ^_~

Bloodfest Butterfly · Post by **Bloodfest Butterfly** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:12 pm

Naruto: So that's why they call you Sas-uke.

KagomeSakuraMoon · Post by **KagomeSakuraMoon** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:57 pm

amvwizard · Post by **amvwizard** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:49 pm

<i> *Yusuke to Kako </i>

Yusuke: Hey kako, I got magic fingers..

Kako:

<i> *amvwizard starts playin "I wanna finger bang bang you into my life, Girl you like to finger bang and its alright </i>

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:07 pm

Today's lesson:Beware of Alcoholics

Eureka 7

Rentin: Miss Talho, if you don't mind me asking, why were you named Talho?
Talho: (drunk) Tall Hoe is my nickname that the crew and Holland gave me.
Rentin: What do you mean?
Talho: *approches Rentin* They gave that name to me because when I get drunk I.......
Rentin: *backs away* Miss Talho! What are you doing?
Talho: When I get this drunk I tend to become a little *shoulder straps drop*
Rentin: *backs away and scared* Miss Talho! Get a hold of yourself!
Talho: *corners him* You know, you're cute when you're all scared and paranoid like that. *panties suddenly drop*
Rentin: *gulp*
*Eureka comes in*
Eureka: Rentin? Are you in here? I need to ask you something.
Rentin: Eureka! Help Me!
Talho: Eureka, over here! Come and join the party!
Eureka: Ok.

Now what will become of Rentin and Eureka after Talho gets done with them?