funny anime questions

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:48 pm

A:

Kira: Oh, Lacus, LACUS!

....

Kira: Lacus? <shrugs, keeps going>

Q: Who would direct the anime version of MacBeth, and what would it be like?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:06 pm

A: Peter Chung (Aeon Flux, Reign the Conquerer).
The story would be set in a science-fiction/fantasy world; the witches and Hekuba would be busty seductrices who walk around with giant serpents and other phallic symbols; the Scottish warriors would ride about on cybernetic horses, wearing cool looking cybernetic on the top and only a thong from the waist down, instead of kilts.

Trivia: The creators of Macross wanted to name the show and ship MacBeth, but opted to change one character in the name (From MakuBEsu to MakuROsu) so as to not create confusion for the audience about the storyline.

Q: What if The Call of Cthulu was made into an Anime movie?

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:05 am

A: *Listens to all 9 minutes of the damn thing* I'm not sure what it'd be. Probably a european middle ages epic battle that lasts for a while. There's no real words for it.

Q: My previous question. I want something interesting...

-Zero

Boys_In_Eyeliner_Are_Sexy · Post by **Boys_In_Eyeliner_Are_Sexy** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:51 pm

A- Because he's desperate.

Q- Why does Sesshomaru keep Jaken around?

Super Shanko · Post by **Super Shanko** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:50 pm

A. to keep his little forehead moon looking niice, keeps his nails sharp and keep that thing around his neck poofy.

Q. Why does Sesshomaru keep Rin around?

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:51 pm

A: He's a pedo, why else?

Q: My question again, since Boys_In_Eyeliner_Are_Sexy failed to answer it.

-Zero

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:53 pm

A:
11:46:00 PM:
(Kira and Lacus enter the bedroom)

11:46:45 PM:
(Kira and Lacus lay down on bed)

11:47:17 PM:
(Foreplay begins)

11:54:29 PM:
(Intercourse begins)

11:54:45 PM:
(Kira climaxes)
Kira: Whoa... that was awesome...

Lacus: ... Athran was better...
Kira:

Q: Can we get off the damn subject now?

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:02 pm

A: Oh, God, I hope so.

Q: What started the first Arsene Lupin down a life of crime?

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:04 am

A: His family used to be rich, then all of a sudden they went flat broke and were forced to live in the ghetto. Lupin I started robbing people for money, then he started taking people's jeweley. His family got rich again, but he just enjoyed stealing too much to stop. Next he steal art, more jewelery, and every valuable treasure known to man.

Q: Why are we still doing this?

Boys_In_Eyeliner_Are_Sexy · Post by **Boys_In_Eyeliner_Are_Sexy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:52 am

Q. Why does Sesshomaru keep Rin around?

A. I think he does it to humor himself...

Q. Why hasn't Inuyasha gotten severe head trauma from all those times he's been sat, even if he is a demon?