If anime were on Peter Giffin's T.V. (Season 2)

Call.Me.Ember · Post by **Call.Me.Ember** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:30 pm

Takes place at the Sohma House.

Tohru: Kyo, are you okay?

Kyo: *A very pained expression on his face* No...

Tohru: What happ--

Peter: Have any of you guys seen that orange cat? I took him to a vet earlier to be neutered and I haven't seen him in the past couple of hours. *Stops looking for the cat and looks at Kyo* What happened to you?

Tohru: *Puts 2 and 2 together* Oh my God!

Yuki: *Can't decide whether or not to laugh or feel bad for Kyo*

Minion · Post by **Minion** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:14 pm

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cholinms · Post by **cholinms** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:55 am

Call.Me.Ember wrote:Takes place at the Sohma House.

Tohru: Kyo, are you okay?

Kyo: *A very pained expression on his face* No...

Tohru: What happ--

Peter: Have any of you guys seen that orange cat? I took him to a vet earlier to be neutered and I haven't seen him in the past couple of hours. *Stops looking for the cat and looks at Kyo* What happened to you?

Tohru: *Puts 2 and 2 together* Oh my God!

Yuki: *Can't decide whether or not to laugh or feel bad for Kyo*

One of the Best ones I've seen so far!

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:09 pm

Stewie: talking into a tap recorder My attempts thus far to kill louis has proven unsuccesful. So now I must move to more dramatic measures. If the inventions I create cannot do the job I must increase my own strength dramatically and do away with her myself. But how to do that? thinks what ever it is I should do it cannot require help from anyone else. My last experience searching for help did not end in a good way.

cut to hellsing
Stewie: Would you happen to be alucard?

Alucard: Yes..

Stewie: Are you a vampire?

Alucard: Yes...

Stewie: I have some nice fresh skin, I'm sure you'd like to take a bit. Look how soft and gentle it is. rubs his neck Come on now, just take a little nibble.

alucard backs up and starts walking away

Stewie: No wait! Don't leave! Come back here and suck my blood damn you!!!

Call.Me.Ember · Post by **Call.Me.Ember** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:50 pm

Thankie

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Lois: Peter, just take the job!

Peter: Maybe I should. It can't be worse than that job offer I took protecting that old guy.

Flashback to Naruto, to the fight with Haku.

Peter: *Standing infront of Tazuna* I won't let you hurt him!

Haku: *Runs at Peter*

Peter: Forget this! *Turns and runs*

Tazuna: *Dies*

older_gohan · Post by **older_gohan** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:29 pm

(Here's an attempt at a Golden Boy one.)

Quagmire: Hey peter could you watch my house while I'm away on vacation?

Peter: Sure thing quagmire.

*cut to japan*

Quagmire: Ready to paint the town kintaro old buddy?

Kintaro: YYEESSSSSSS!!!

*they go to a strip club*

Kintaro: Oh yes the beauty that I see. Strapped in skimpy gown walking seductively about while it tortures me. The beautifull curves, the sweet smell of perfume. The clothes tight wrapped around their bodies as they sway and move to the music. How beautiful they are standing their and taunting us with their luscious lips and big hips.*a tear rolls down his cheek*

Quagmire: *looks at him, then the girls, and then back at him* So are we gonna do em' or what?

EmilLang1000 · Post by **EmilLang1000** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:02 am

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TV Announcer: Next time on, Eureka Seven...

Renton: Eureka! The Limit of Life's happening! The world's coming to an end!

(Cut to OTAKU watching TV)

Otaku: Nice.

(Cut to TV)

TV Announcer: Next time on, Neon Genesis Evangelion...

Misato: Shinji! The Third Impact's happening! The world's coming to an end!

(Cut to Otaku)

Otaku: Sweet.

(Cut to TV)

TV Announcer: Next time on, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya...

Mikuru: Kyon! Haruhi's pissed! The world's coming to an end!

(Cut to Otaku)

Otaku: Awesome.

(Cut to TV)

TV Announcer: Next time on, Left Behind...

Kirk Cameron: Oh, no! It's the Rapture! The world's coming to an end!

(Cut to Otaku)

Otaku: OH, THAT'S BULLSH--!!!???

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76 · Post by 76 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:09 am

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peter>excuse me, sailor venus...I uhh....dropped my life force, could you get down and see if you can find it, I'm kinda hefty so bending down is kinda challending,

sailer venus>sure

*peter looks up short skirt*

peter>hey, can you spread yer legs alittle, I think your knee maybe on it.

sailor venus>like this*spreads legs while on all fours*

peter>ohhh....yeah.......

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76 · Post by 76 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:13 am

stewie>so where you come from, there are only men, who are stuck up and prideful, and the absolutely detest wemon?

ibiki>well yeah, but we're working to settle the differences so men and woman can coexist like earth used to be....

stewie>*eyes grow narrow* ohh, I'm afraid that won't be happening*pulls out ray gun and departiculizes ibiki* now I shall rule this all-male planet
and be rid of dreadful women once and for ALL

megaman917 · Post by **megaman917** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:12 pm

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*ladies searching for Tenchi in and outside of his house*
Ayeka: Lord Tenchi!? Where are you?
Ryoko: My precious Tenchi! Where are you, big boy?
Mihoshi: Tenchi?
Kiyone: Tenchi?
Sasami: Tenchi? Where are you?
Washu: Where are you, my little guinea pig?
*all of the girls go outside of the house to look for*

*Tenchi is hiding in the attic, looking out of the window, smoking a blunt and drinking a 40.*
Tenchi:*sigh* Pimpin' ain't easy.
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