The Ultimate Showdown of Anime Destiny

[EmilLang1000]

For those of you unfamiliar with the hillarity that is "The Ultimate Showdown," here's how it goes: One random pop-culture idol shows up, another begins beating on him/her, when out of no-where yet another idol comes in to beat up the second... repeat et infinum.

Now, this may seem like just another "X vs. Y" thread, but there is a point... well, no there isn't, except for shear enjoyment, but that's good enough, dammit (technically I'm still a friar - I can curse all I want).

Anyway, the idea is to describe, in rhyming lyric, a fight between 2 or more iconic or recognizable anime characters/mechas/starships/pets/etc., preferably those whom would have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with one another (and for apparently no good reason other than the desire to kick the living F__K out of each other), which continues from the previous post as a never-ending epic poem/song.

Rules:
1. Standard Forum and Common Sense rules apply.

2. Be respectful to others (Remember: WWSD, What Would Sephiroth Do)

3. In order for it to have a decent rhyme scheme (AABB, ABAB, AAAB, ABBB, ABCB, etc.), I'm insisting you have at LEAST 8 lines of text (the number of lines for lyrics in the original song)

4. Your post must relate in some way to the previous or A PREVIOUS post (cutting back to an earlier scene is acceptable, just make sure to keep the linerality in check; we don't want any retconning - god forbid this gets to be over 100 pages, because this rule will therefore only apply to the previous 15 pages before the post, or the fartherst-back page in recent memory).

5. After about every 16 lines of lyrics, end the post with the Chorus (the part in italics), unless you have a strange part like the Chuck Norris part in the original

6. ONLY Anime characters, tempting as it sounds, I know (I wanna see a face-off between the Millennium Falcon, the Enterprise, the Galactica, and the Macross just as much as the next guy, but we can't have that much insanity, now can we?)



Now, I'll start us off:



Stampede Vash was sittin' on his rear,
Perched on a stool with a gallon o' beer,
When in through the doors, a samurai came,
And he stood next to Vash and he did proclaim,
"I'll kick your sorry ass, yes, that I will,"
Then he sliced at his head with intent to kill,
But Vash countered back, and he drew his gun,
He shot Kenshin dead; he was sure he'd won,

When Sasuke jumped from behind the bar,
And was shortly joined by Ishbalan Scar,
They beat up the guy, left a bloody mess,
Then Akane screamed, blood had hit her dress,
So she wanted revenge, and she wanted it bad,
So she called in an airstrike from Shinji's da~d.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Anime Destiny,
Catgirls, mechas, and explosions as far as the eye can see,
And only one will survi~ve, I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown! (of Anime Destiny)

[MovieMarc]

This thread is stupid
why would anyone do this
lock this thread

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