I just found out from some site (I can't seem to find it now) about all the .hack characters IRLs (if you aren't familiar with the .hack lingo it's their players in the real world, not the World) Anyways, to get to the point, Tsukasa's a she!!!!

(insert collective gasp here) Oh, Sora's a fourth grader and Subaru's in a wheelchair too. And just when I thought the romance between Subaru & Tsukasa was cute!

WHYYYEEEE!!!!
Invader's blood marches through my blood like giant radioactive rubber pants! Do not ignore my veins!