Sellin ops

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We've got some wonderful ops for sale. 1 day only! You need an op, I've got just what you're looking for!

Something to spice up your love life? Try our honeymooner line. These ops will be sure to please...

Having troubles with your S/O? Take our kiss and make up op line. These babies are sure to be just the ticket to redemption and a op'rific makeup.

Not sure if you've picked out the right op for you? No problem! For just $1 a minute you can take your prospective op out for a test spin! Once you're done you can clean your op in one of our special op baths, clinically proven to sanitize. Remember, be kind, clean after you grind!

Act now! They're only available for 1 day, and they're going fast!

We are not responsible if testing a op leads to any extra op-like behavior or if the op makes you want to hump every living thing around. For you protection and the entertainment of our staff video cameras are positioned throughout the store, doubly so in our testing booths.