The dopest lyics around

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:39 pm

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 2:08 pm

*computer generated voice*
"(spoken:) Yo! I've been hearing that a bunch of punk bitches
out there are claiming that they got the skillz to go
toe to toe with the Hawkman in the Quake arena.
Ha ha ha. That's some funny shit.
If you meet up with me on a Quake server, I'll shove my
rail gun so far up your ass, It will knock out your teeth!
Check it!

The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking Quake god,
got my finger on the trigger and my eye on the quad.
I know it's just a game, but I didn't come to play,
the Hawkman cometh and he's bringing Doomsday.
You say, "impressive", I already know it,
I'm a hardcore player and I'm not afraid to show it.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

Chorus:
QuakeMaster, QuakeMaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.
QuakeMaster, of disaster.
The Mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster

We meet on a server, and I say "what's up?",
when we go at it punk, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Got you in my sights and I'm gonna make you bleed,
get used to hearing this, "you have lost the lead."
Cuz while your camping, I'll be cold lamping,
then I'll kick it in, and your ass I'll be stamping.
I got a Phd in pain and a masters in disaster,
the mighty Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster.

(Chorus)

(spoken:) All right! Now you know what time it is.
I don't care if you're a newbie, or a low ping bastard,
you step to me in the Quake arena and I'm going to tear you
a new virtual Asshole.
Yo! It will sound something like this..."

HellBlazer · Post by **HellBlazer** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 2:48 pm

Im downloadin some mp3s now.. when there done.. ill tel you what i think

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:36 pm

Hell yes. BTW I love the avatar! I give it 11 and ¼ "Dancing Rockmans." That's out of a possible 8.

HellBlazer · Post by **HellBlazer** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:37 pm

Thanx 8)

OMG THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY!! GAHAHAH!! HOTTTTTTT!!!!

HellBlazer · Post by **HellBlazer** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:55 pm

OMG YALL BETTER DOWNLOAD DIS SHIT!! ITS STEPHEN HAWKING SPITIN MAD HOT LYRICS!! 8) 8)

OMG ITS SO GOOD I SWEAR!! AT LEAST LISTEN TO ONE!!

Beefmaster10000 · Post by **Beefmaster10000** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 12:34 am

Haha, Eminem has got nothing on "The Mighty Stephen Hawking!"

Watch out Eminem, your days are numbered, foo'!

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:53 pm

Eminem ain't shit!

"You down with it? I motherfuckin' hope so,
'cause if you're not, I got a motherfuckin' rope yo!
I'll string you up, from a big-ass tree,
with a sign round your neck that says, 'Wack MC'."

RobLoge85 · Post by **RobLoge85** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 8:44 pm

Eminem is pretty overrated I think, He'll never be like Big L or those other dead rappers.

RichLather · Post by **RichLather** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:34 pm

Hi-freakin'-larious.

I gotta get "Entropy".