I knew there was a reason I married her
- godix
- a disturbed member
- Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2002 12:13 am
I knew there was a reason I married her
... besides the sex of course. Very first thing my wife says when I wake up today:
"Can we get a white kitten and paint a swastika on his forehead? Or name him anthrax?"
Sad thing is, I'm gonna be spending all day trying to figure out if she was making a joke or if she really wants to do this.
"Can we get a white kitten and paint a swastika on his forehead? Or name him anthrax?"
Sad thing is, I'm gonna be spending all day trying to figure out if she was making a joke or if she really wants to do this.
- The Origonal Head Hunter
- The Propheteer
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Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:a sense of humor?Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
- NS
- I like pants
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- The Phantom Canine
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Why so serious?Serv0 wrote:Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:a sense of humor?Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
- Sukunai
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Re: I knew there was a reason I married her
Either she got a bad batch of meds, or you fucked up real bad somewhere and just don't realize it.godix wrote:... besides the sex of course. Very first thing my wife says when I wake up today:
"Can we get a white kitten and paint a swastika on his forehead? Or name him anthrax?"
Sad thing is, I'm gonna be spending all day trying to figure out if she was making a joke or if she really wants to do this.
That sounded like a very sinister message
- ZephyrStar
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I like the random girl thing, personally. :OServ0 wrote:Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:a sense of humor?Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
Although some sort of a brain would be nice.