Why did the chicken cross the road, METAL STYLE.

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:37 pm

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which onourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: .......

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE APTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?

Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don\'t come easy!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, ed, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken
fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua solo

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever
slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Savatage: He has to perform at a gutter ballet in the hall of the mountain king.

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring!
bagpipes krijeeesht

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vocal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself
into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea....

str1ngheese · Post by **str1ngheese** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:01 am

Bolt Thrower: "For Honor, Valour, and Pride."

Nile: "To worship lord Seti, and to escape the pits of Duat.."

Meshuggah: "To free itself from the restraints, which became its very shackles."

Anal C*nt: "Chickens are gay"

The Berzerker: "To peck at the decomposing body lying across the street."

Mastodon: "It was searching for the White Whale..."

Dissection: "To become one with Maha Kali and destroy the cosmos."

Kai Stromler · Post by **Kai Stromler** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:36 am

Tankard: The bar on this side of the street is closed, but the one across the way is open for another hour.

Bal-Sagoth: Lo, For It Did See The Splendour Of A Thousand Sparkling Spear-Points Amidst The Mighty Hordes Of Klonkash-Tar, Upon The Frozen Plain Of Battle Before The Towering And Impregnable Walls Of The Forgotten Citadel.

Opeth: To do something incomprehensible yet moody, followed by a fifteen-minute meandering instrumental break.

Primordial: The ghosts of our pasts are gathered at the borders of every nation waiting to reign a terrible wrath upon us. Men's hearts are turning. Darker and darker as every day passes. Old Europe is changing, the world is changing. The Wilderness is gathering its chicken in, there is a terrible maelstrom gathering. Can you see it? Do you know it? Where shall you stand?

Emperor: To return to the soaring cliffs, which truly shine of strength.
Even though it had nothing learned....

Kreator: Because all it saw was terror, all it saw was pain. All it saw was mothers dragging children to their graves.

Running Wild: Because it was headed for PORT ROY-AL! CRY OF FREEDOM ON THE SEA! PORT ROY-AL! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOAH!!!

Dismember: Because it crossed the road just like this on a regular basis since 1993, and everyone still seems to like it.

Decapitated: To catch the bus, because the chicken isn't old enough to drive yet.

Nevermore: Because it knew the world was watching, knew it had a plan, to confront the powerful KFC in the square of Tiennanmen.

--K

requiett · Post by **requiett** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:09 pm

Arthur O. Anderson: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

But, we will never know because the chicken was shredded before it reached the other side.

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:07 pm

Dir en Grey: Because across the street was a mall with a Hot Topic and a Music Store. The Chicken's quest was to replace Slipknot as the God of Mallcore Kids!

Dani Filth: Because I lured it across the street with my vampiric gaze.

Slipknot: Because- AAAIIEEE!!(gets tackled and smothered with hugs and kisses by Mallcore Kids)

Mercenary: NOOOOOOO! The Chicken was dreaming! NOOOOOO! The dreams he's fearing! So far awaaaaay!

Demonic Resurrection: (while orchestra plays in background) That road was not a road, but a warpath. Clad in the grandest armour the finest smith in all the land could smith, he marched with his army to fight the demons that plagued his land!

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:02 pm

I think Mercenary would be more like

Mercenary: It saw the terror recreated in the eyes of the september 11th victems and could no longer stand the pain of being a slave. Thus, held up the banner of war and gave itself forever to the night.

Elvenking: The chicken ran from the crow in order to prove to the rooster it's dance among the moon under the willow tree was truely mezmorizing.

Iron Savior: The LAW of METAL on the SPACEFRONT demanded that the CHICKEN AMASS A DEADLY ARMY TO COMBAT THE FORCES OF EVIL AND PREVAIL OVER THE IRON SAVIOR. TO THE STARS!

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:45 am

nailz wrote:I think Mercenary would be more like

Mercenary: It saw the terror recreated in the eyes of the september 11th victems and could no longer stand the pain of being a slave. Thus, held up the banner of war and gave itself forever to the night.

Yeah, that'd work too. Who knew Danes gave a crap about Sept 11.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:53 pm

Dream Theater: woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaah chunk-a-chunka widdlywaaaa widdly widdly whaaaaa

Symphony X: Cuz when the morning sun arose, he found within his soul the fear that left him treeeemmmbliiiinggg! And now the time is right; to take back that shore he will fight and let the wicked sons and daughters of a faithless land tremble as their right. OOORRAAAAAAGHHH! dun dun dun dun duh dun dun dun duh DUN DUN DUN DUH DUNN DUNN DUH DUN DUN DUN DUN DUH DUNN dun dun dun duh diddly whaaa doodooloo dun dun diddly etc

ACDC: HE'S ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL DUN DUN DUN DUUUH DUN ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:58 pm

megadeth: I lost my mind, I lost all my money
I lost my life to the killing road

Gepetto · Post by **Gepetto** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:47 am

Blaze: The chicken is evolved from you, it's crossed the road to save you and without a sentiment RESHAPE YOUR WORLD

Luca Turilli: To prophecize the coming of the Last Eclipse

Tristania: RAAA THE CHICKEN WAS SLAYED WITH BLOOD AND WOOOARGHIIIIGHAAAAH

Iron Maiden: When the Chicken was wandering through the desert, it was searching for the truth. It heard a choir of angels telling it to cross the street, then an ancient mariner tossed a stone at it and tied it around his neck.

Primal Fear: The chicken will extinguish the corruption of society with hellfire by grace of the angels of METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

any metal band with female vocals: The chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicken of the Opera is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere... across the road!

Bruce Dickinson: The chicken didn't ask to be born and why the hell doesn't that hanged man stop smiling?