Hoppszilla!!
no, I don't have any pets, but when I grow up I want one of these,

a newfoundland, they come in brown I was going to get my hair cut and blocking the ENTIRE FREEKING DOOR was some lady's seeing eye dog! OFC nobody's gonna ask her to move it and she's not gonna notice it blocking the door, SHE'S BLIND! lol. so... well anyway it was a newfie and it was SO freeking huge (bout 1.5x the pic) and brown, almost red, that it seriously could have played chewbaca in a rendition of star wars. or at least eat a couple of ewoks. I had my camera phone but... I was fricken quivering in fear lol. probly so was everybody else. There were ppl outside on cel phones talking about this dog heh.
Basically I want that kind of attention
and I leave you with

don't know? won't tell
it's a rabbit
If you do not think so... you will DIE