I am officially scared.

thewhacker · Post by **thewhacker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:36 pm

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Jrock

reccomend me some of this it better not be like shitty american nu-metal

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:14 pm

shinto wrote:whats so good about jpop anyway, whats wrong with tibet-pop or mexican-pop?

Tibet-pop is censored by the Chinese government for being "a threat to the Party glory". Too bad, too, because those monks can really cut some badass dance moves. As for Mexican pop, it's just a bunch of horns and "La Cucaracha", played on car horns

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mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:48 pm

kthulhu wrote: As for Mexican pop, it's just a bunch of horns and "La Cucaracha", played on car horns .

Can't argue there although the chicks are usually hotter.

BigshotSpike · Post by **BigshotSpike** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:58 pm

Alright, I'll recommend some good JRock:

"Dahlia" X-Japan
"Kurenai" X-Japan
"Cage" Dir En Grey
"Embryo" Dir En Grey
"Misery" hide
"Pose" hide
"Cocoon" Pierrot
"Love & Peace" Pierrot

any of those are good

bloodyfang · Post by **bloodyfang** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:59 pm

mexicanjunior wrote:
kthulhu wrote: As for Mexican pop, it's just a bunch of horns and "La Cucaracha", played on car horns .
Can't argue there although the chicks are usually hotter.

Mexican Girls R0xx0r my S0xx0rs

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:08 pm

Ditto. The Latin ladies can be very nice. When I worked at Burger King there was his fine Guatemalan (as I recall) chick named Clancy. I think she even dug me a bit

. I oughta look her up, sometime.

*Waits for MJ to pop in and start screaming about "How the crackers are stealing our fine Latin women!" *

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:11 pm

kthulhu wrote: *Waits for MJ to pop in and start screaming about "How the crackers are stealing our fine Latin women!" *

Pffft!! Take em'! They make bad wives.

I've been seeking the white prize ever since the divorce.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:35 pm

Indeed. As a Banctec rep going from place to place, I'm sure your life is one big Penthouse Forum letter.

An excerpt from MJ's workday:

"Hey", I said, "this Dell Dimension XPS T 500Mhz system isn't broken!" "No, it's not", she replied "but I have something else that needs fixing." She licked her lips seductively and started unbuttoning my shirt.

Further on...

I stood, staring at the fish tank in the living room, while she was busy elsewhere. In her hands I went from floppy disk to Poweredge server.
"Ohhhh!" she said, completely naked, "I need 500 megahertz of big iron right now!"

Further on...

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
"Yes yes yes" she shouted. UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF "Oh, dude, you're getting a Dell!"

Finally...

"Maybe tomorrow you can bring me a hard disk" she said with a wink as I gathered my tools and prepared to leave. "Believe it, baby" I said. It was lunchtime, so I went to Subway. "Do you collect stamps?", asked the hot sandwich artist behind the counter. "No," I said " I collect points. Points for sex". "Then let's punch some up right now" she said, sliding the sandwich she was arting off the counter. I turned to the camera that I swear the government has following me, put a shit-eating grin on my face, and nodded, then closed the shop blinds...

bloodyfang · Post by **bloodyfang** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 8:59 pm

ROFLMAO!

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:10 pm

Glad you liked it.