Lets re-write The Bible...

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:20 pm

Jesus would be Meralyn Manson
The virgin mary would be Gwen from no doubt
God would Jimmie Hendrix

FATTY_VM · Post by **FATTY_VM** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:30 pm

moses would be Tupac .. he helped lead his people into the promise land.

Double O Ninety · Post by **Double O Ninety** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:01 am

God would be Elvis.

BigshotSpike · Post by **BigshotSpike** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 7:16 pm

Yoshiki as Jesus
Billy Corgan as God

yeah....there ya go

Double O Ninety · Post by **Double O Ninety** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:11 pm

Saint Peter=Tom Jones

str1ngheese · Post by **str1ngheese** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 11:58 am

[Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, Metallica, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Powerman 5000, and all those other shitty untalented metal bands would be Satan's bitches, as would every rapper except Will Smith, MC Hammer, Crazy Town, and the guy from Linkin Park who does the rapping. Iron Maiden and System of a Down, however, are okay.]

Crazy Town????!!!!!!

Dude, Crazytown was a band that was born in a studio. All there music sucks, and sounds like they put no effort into what they do. And WTF with Will Smith?????

Reverend Hammer · Post by **Reverend Hammer** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 12:41 pm

I'm surprised I haven't seen a 'Jerry Garcia as God' reply yet. I'm not saying he should be, but I thought it would have shown up by now.

But then again, I don't know many Deadheads that watch anime, as well. That may have something to do with it.

Reverend Hammer
Who would rather Hendrix as God, anyway...