Why did the chicken cross the road, METAL STYLE.

[Kai Stromler]

3 Inches of Blood: Because the Running Wild and King Diamond chickens just went that way.

Black Sabbath: Everyone's happy when the chicken walks by
Never talking -- just keeps walking

Carcass: Unanesthetized depilation of poultry
Hypodermic aeration disattaches the epidermis
Sloughing mass of adipose and connective tissue
Manual separation of muscle from skeletal structure

Death: Because it was on a perennial quest, crossing to the dark, retrieving light.

Evergrey: In Search of Truth.

Hypocrisy: It didn't choose to be a victim -- it didn't choose the pain. It didn't choose to be a bacon wrap, it just wants to get away from this hell.

In Extremo: Weil es Huehenerfleysch in de Mittelalter extreym beliiebt von deyn Spiielmennern worn, damit sie de gannn-ze Nacht spiielen und spiielen......
(kind to have to have seen In Extremo live to get that one....)

Morbid Angel: Bil Ur-Sag Lul-Lu Nig-Hul Tur -- Ha-Elm Zalag -- Za-A-Kam Me-Lam-Ma-Bi-Du -- Ki-Bal-A Su-Sa

Motorhead: The only crossing guard it needs is the Ace of Spades.

Sentenced: Because there was heavy, high-speed traffic going in both directions at the time.


--K