Let's make fun of ugly band names!

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Post by Kai Stromler » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:13 pm

Rorschach wrote:Speaking of scatalogical stuff, wasn't there also a band called Butthole Surfers?
Yes. They were pretty good, but in the late '90s had a minor hit called "Pepper" which got them radio airplay and killed them off as soon as people found out that the rest of the stuff on the CD was DIFFERENT from the single. :?

As a consequence of their success, they were briefly banned from Wal-Mart for using the word "butthole" in their name. They then lost a ton of scene cred by doing another pressing of their CD with a squirrel on the cover under the name of "The B.H. Surfers" expressly for Wal-Mart sale. Few lamer actions have made it into the historical record.

The problem with 'icky' modern-rock bandnames is that they are abusing a flag that exists for real practical reasons. If I leave my Intestinal Bleeding or Jungle Rot or Dying Fetus CDs around, people know with ONE GLANCE at the cover that the material inside is strictly for sick freaks who own several hundred black T-shirts featuring illegible logos. The use of grotesque names for bands that, by contrast, are perfectly acceptable for normal listening, does nothing but dilute the protections that time and tradition have placed on our infernal art.

Answering the original question:
Bands that instantiate the grotesque in more than just their name appeal to people like me who have a pessimistic view of the human condition and human society. Morbid Angel's "Where The Slime Live" is a stellar example of this: the lyrics have a thick payload of disgusting imagery, and the music is appropriately liquid and on the edge of visceral disturbance, but the message that is conveyed is not pure shock, but rather an expression of distaste at the corruption and decay that this existence, in this society, mandates.

I have no idea why anyone would want to listen to Puddle of Mudd. And Rainbow Butt Monkeys, as a bandname, has nothing on the Ass Baboons of Venus. :wink:

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Post by azulmagia » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:52 pm

Some real names of bands:

Bollock Brothers
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
New Roger Diarrhea
Smegma
Yeastie Girls
Freddy Foetus & the Abortions
Lubricated Goat
Throbbing Gristle

Source: "Offensive Rock Band Names: A Linguistic Taxonomy" by J. Salmons and M. Macaulay, in Opus Maledictorum

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Post by SS5_Majin_Bebi » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:15 pm

Rorschach wrote:Yeah, yeah. I've kissed a few girls in my time, so I know what you mean. Call me old-fashioned, but I still don't see anything all that beautiful and romantic about bodily fluids. "Chewing her lips" or even "the wine of her kisses" is fine by me, but no talk of "swapping spit" please! I just ate. KISS is a beautiful band name; Saliva's name is butt ugly.
GOD.

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MORON.

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Post by Brsrk » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:22 pm

I motion to lock this topic. :?
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Post by SS5_Majin_Bebi » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:23 pm

BrsrkEva wrote:I motion to lock this topic. :?
I can't say i disagree in any way shape or form. The motion has been seconded, now the bill must be passed.

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Re: Let's make fun of ugly band names!

Post by )v(ajin Koji » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:12 am

Otohiko wrote:Image

LOLOLOL OMG ROFLMAO RATFAG
I must admit they look fairly ugly. But sound great nontheless (that's one great guitar!)

However the below band sucks arse!

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Re: Let's make fun of ugly band names!

Post by )v(ajin Koji » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:14 am

)v(ajin Koji wrote:However the below band sucks arse!

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OMGWTF!!! HATE!
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Post by Otohiko » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:33 am

No, but that big-ass fan does :P

OMGLOL doublemeaning :roll:
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Post by )v(ajin Koji » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:40 am

Otohiko wrote:No, but that big-ass fan does :P

OMGLOL doublemeaning :roll:
OMG LOLYLOLOLOLY!

:roll:
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Post by Otohiko » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:50 am

I'm surprised to see they have a fairly modest but effective lights show. I was under the impression Feeder was uber-popular or something. KC tends to be getting increasingly fancy lately by comparison. Then again, it's probably the fact that their music is about 50x more pretentious :roll:

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