He's on his high horse, saying that Nirvana is better than Maiden, Maiden suck donkey dick, Dickenson is a homo, bullshit like that.
Some of the info there may be wrong, as I don't listen to much underground metal and I'm not too familiar with the inside workings of writing music like guitar riffs and basslines, but can somebody please explain how exactly Nirvana is better than Maiden?Tom: no1 cares about iron maiden NIRVANA is better
Auto response from JasonPassman: Iron Maiden > All. Know why?
They have 3 lead guitarists.
Adrian Smith > All.
JasonPassman: as much as I like Nirvana, Iron Maiden is 30 times better than Nirvana ever was
Tom: iron maiden sux monkey dick
Tom: kurt cobain was straight
JasonPassman: ...
JasonPassman: Steve Harris is a better songwriter than Kurt ever was
JasonPassman: listen to Somewhere in Time and Seventh Son of a Seventh Son for proof
JasonPassman: and what does "kurk cobain was straight" mean?
JasonPassman: Harris is also a better bassist than Krist is
JasonPassman: than Krist was, rather
JasonPassman: Harris still plays at full speed, and he's 52.
JasonPassman: oh yeah
JasonPassman: Kurt sucked at guitar
JasonPassman: the solo for SMTS was a whopping ten notes
JasonPassman: and it followed the vocal melody, so it's not even a true guitar solo
Tom: so they have over 50 songs with solos on them and wen u hear them then tell me that they suk cause
Tom: kurt'll come bakk and haunt u
JasonPassman: Maiden has existed for over 20 years
JasonPassman: they've got 200+ songs
Tom: ok so has nirvana
JasonPassman: and 150 of them have guitar solos
JasonPassman: rofl
JasonPassman: Nirvana's time was 1989-1994
JasonPassman: that's hard 20 years
JasonPassman: Maiden is STILL going
JasonPassman: Bruce Dickenson is 46 and his voice beats the shit out of Kurt's
JasonPassman: Steve Harris is 52 or 53 and he still plays bass at full speed
JasonPassman: Adrian, Dave, and Janick all beat the shit out of Kurt's guitar playing
Tom: so they stiull suk
JasonPassman: roflmao
Tom: so they all suk
JasonPassman: listen to their stuff before you critizise it.
JasonPassman: I bet you think Pink Floyd suck, don't you?
Tom: they suk they suk they suk they suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they sukthey suk they suk they suk
Tom: oh no not pink hoyd there good
JasonPassman: you're a biased idiot if you truely believe that Nirvana is better than Maiden
JasonPassman: because while Kurt always whined about his life, his drug problems, et all
Tom: no i just no my music
JasonPassman: Maiden's songwriting is about more intricate things
JasonPassman: such as history
JasonPassman: and Harris's basslines are VERY audible
Tom: they stilll suk
JasonPassman: unlike your precious Nirvana, where Kurt's guitar drowns out the centerpiece of music
JasonPassman: IE bass
Tom: ummm thats because theres not three lead players there 1
Tom: theres *
JasonPassman: couchpotata4eva
JasonPassman: who's that
Tom: ????????
JasonPassman: this person just messaged me
Tom: stop tryin to change the subject
JasonPassman: this is why I love Maiden
JasonPassman: 3 lead players
Tom: that means that they all suk they just sound ghood cause they have 33 ppl
Tom: 3 pl*
JasonPassman: roflmao
Tom: yea if only i new wat that means
JasonPassman: James Hetfield can kick the shit out of your precious Kurt on guitar
JasonPassman: and Hetfield is a rhythem player
Tom: IRON MAIDEN SUX DICK
Tom: even u'r
Tom: u'rs*
JasonPassman: James Hetfield is in Metallica, bucko
Tom: so
Tom: stop tryin to change the subject
JasonPassman: solo
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JasonPassman: I love that solo right there
JasonPassman: any knob can pick up a guitar and play that
JasonPassman: hell, I can
JasonPassman: and I don't even PLAY guitar
JasonPassman: I bet Josie or Tara could even play that
Tom: so it then
Tom: without the tabs
Tom: kurt didn't use tabs
JasonPassman: I guess he didn't write much music then, did he?
JasonPassman: because song books are tabs in a more advanced form
Tom: any " knob" can pic up a bass and play iron maiden hell i can
JasonPassman: lmao
Tom: fight me
JasonPassman: musicians are basically writing in tab, except with chord notations and time notations
Tom: do u even know what that means
JasonPassman: yep
Tom: can u read music at all
Tom: i didn't think so
JasonPassman: tabs? or actual music that these people write?
Tom: music
JasonPassman: tabs, yes, and to a lesser extent, music, yes
Tom: any1 can read tabs hell even i can
Tom: u got it bakkward
Tom: music is harder to read then tabs
JasonPassman: ...no shit, hence why I said what I said
Tom: fight me
JasonPassman: "tabs, yes, and to a lesser extent, music"
Tom: fight me
JasonPassman: no.
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JasonPassman: go play that.
JasonPassman: http://www.mxtabs.net/tabs.php?path=Bas ... Son,174928
JasonPassman: I'd love to see you play that bassline
Tom: if u win then iron maiden is better and if i win ( which i will ) then nirvana is better
JasonPassman: hey
JasonPassman: at least none of Maiden's band members didn't blow one of their heads off with a shotgun.
Tom: he didn't his girlfirend did
JasonPassman: no, he did
Tom: fight me fight me fight
Tom: me
Tom: ok wut ever fight me or soon u'll be blowin ur head off
JasonPassman: lmao
JasonPassman: fight you in what?
JasonPassman: a bass vs. guitar competition?
Tom: no my fist and u'r face
JasonPassman: what does that even prove?
JasonPassman: Tom: if u win then iron maiden is better and if i win ( which i will ) then nirvana is better
JasonPassman: and wtf is that shit?
JasonPassman: Maiden is infinately better than Nirvana ever was and ever will be (oops, that can't happen, because he killed himself)
Tom: if i win then nirvana is better and if u win then iron maiden is better
JasonPassman: no, see, you've got it wrong
JasonPassman: regardless of who wins, Maiden is better
JasonPassman: and how can Nirvana be better if we're fighting?
JasonPassman: I can't make that connection there
Tom: oh and those bass tabs are easy as hell theye r the same 3 notes pretty much
JasonPassman: k.
Tom: casue in my eeyes kurt is better and in u'r that homo is
JasonPassman: "that homo"?
Tom: yup thats it
JasonPassman: Bruce Dickenson is a better singer than Kurt EVER was
JasonPassman: just like Dave Mustaine is
JasonPassman: just like James Hetfield is
JasonPassman: just like Layne Staley was
JasonPassman: just like Jerry Cantrell is
Tom: wel hes a dick head and his last name even prooves it
JasonPassman: he's British you fool
Tom: so
JasonPassman: let's compare Nirvana's best songs to Maiden's best songs, shall we?
JasonPassman: Heart Shaped Box
Tom: no cause u don't no half of them
JasonPassman: lmao.
JasonPassman: that's because I'm not a Nirvana fanboi like you are
JasonPassman: you want to be Kurt Cobain? why?
JasonPassman: so you can blow YOUR head off?
JasonPassman: like Kurt, rather
JasonPassman: why do you want to be like him?
JasonPassman: so you can do cocaine and blow your head off?
Tom: exactly
Tom: i'm allready half way there
JasonPassman: doing drugs isn't cool.
JasonPassman: doing drugs doesn't make you cool at all
Tom: os
JasonPassman: it makes you look like a douchebag
Tom: so*
Tom: it's funn
JasonPassman: it kills you.
Tom: so u'r tellin me that non of them band members did drugs or anythin
JasonPassman: they probably have
Tom: the band member s of mettalicca and iron maiden
Tom: well same thing
JasonPassman: no, actually
JasonPassman: Metallica never did drugs except when Mustaine was in it
Tom: u right great songs wen u'r hight
JasonPassman: they drank rapidly
Tom: high
JasonPassman: Mustaine and Menza from Megadeth both did drugs
JasonPassman: hell, Mustaine's best work was done while he was on drugs
JasonPassman: I'll admit that
JasonPassman: but that doesn't excape the fact that Kurt took the rockstar lifestyle and persona too far
JasonPassman: and ended up dead
Tom: well i told like 5 ppl allready and they think u'r nuts
JasonPassman: because they know shit about music.
JasonPassman: and who are these five people?
Tom: Will B. [6:08 PM]: no way
Tom [6:09 PM]: no way wut?
nirvana is better right
Will B. [6:09 PM]: hell yea
Tom: well maybe u should learn
JasonPassman: dontfubwitnub = ?
Tom: will boothby
JasonPassman: he's very very wrong.
JasonPassman: because while Kurt wrote music that appealed to the masses, IE the fanbois like you, Maiden wrote music that appealed to the minority
JasonPassman: Nirvana is the reason why most of the music today sucks
JasonPassman: IE all the nu-metal bands
JasonPassman: there's few true metal bands left
Tom: ok well i g2g and i'll be wiatin 4 that fight after skool tomm
JasonPassman: Maiden, Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus are really the only true metal bands left in mainstream music
JasonPassman: there's more on indy labels underground
Tom is away at 6:18:54 PM.
[paizuri: I can't believe I read that entire log for what is essentially a matter of opinion and personal taste. Some people like Nirvana better and some like Iron Maiden better. Let them be and enjoy whatever music you like.]
