Spam Casserole

[CodeZTM]

We all get it. Those stupid little e-mails we get that tell some witty story or event. Post the most amusing ones here for a good laugh (or cry if the case be).

Here's a few that got the idea of this post into my head.

Oh, and please make any and all posts org appropriate.

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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours..."
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her (as all men
will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely
staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $20......on one condition."
(There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."

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[Kitsuner]

You know, I was going to not post in this one for the sake of the irony, but whatevs.