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by Malificus » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:25 pm
Fine then, BRING OUT THE EXTRA HOLY HAND GRENADE! wait, how does it work? Consult the book of armorments! Book of Armorments, chapter one, verse 11.
And so he liftend the holy hand grenade high upon his hand, praying "lord, bless this holy hand grenade, that it shall blow up thine enemies, in thy mercy" and so he pulled the pin, and so did proceed to count to three. Three being the number to which he did count. For he did not count to four, nor did he count to two, for thrice did he count, so that his counting was to three. And so having did count to three, he cast his hand grenade upon his enemies. And so did feast upon the many cattle, and pork, and lamb, and Fruitbats, and orangutans, and breakfast cerials, and so forth.
Amen.
*pulls pin*
One
Two
FIVE
Three sir! three!
THREE!
*throws hand grenade at The Origonal Head Hunter*